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POEM #2...This time, dedicated to quickfics...
« on: October 30, 2008, 07:27:59 PM »
Hey guys; poem #2 all you regulars make my day.  My life has been one very big roller coaster since May; and the forum/boards brighten the rough spots.

the troll poem

Kindle is the thing for me
I am reading, let me be
I enjoy the Kindle Boards and forum site
Its members are a real delight

We talk books and such; (some often sermon)...
and one day; we caught a wretched vermin
For lurking among us with its awful soul,
was a rotten, sneaky, evil-- troll

Talking trash about what we love most,
by starting up a malicious post
Kindle's stupid; it doesn't work...
ugh; go away you nasty jerk

Stop trying to rattle us; we're like kin
we've formed a bond; you won't win
You plot and scheme trying to break our group
but you won't succeed, to us, you're poop

You'll never be one of us, because we are nice
and you're as popular as a case of lice
So, just stop trying to hop our bus
you are nothing; but a bit of pus

Trolls-- we can see your numbers dwindle
ours stay strong; because we love the Kindle
So get lost, don't even try to post
if you do, you'll be toast
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Re: POEM #2...This time, dedicated to quickfics...
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2008, 07:54:08 PM »
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Re: POEM #2...This time, dedicated to quickfics...
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2008, 08:09:42 PM »
Teninx...love...you had your turn.  Hey, I meant to tell your lovely wife that I too, have lots of jewelry. With her condition she may enjoy having this handy gizmo...I use it every day and grab everything at a glance.  She won't have to pry containers open or open drawers or open boxes...all pockets are see through just stick your hand in and grab what she wants.  Or better yet have you do it for her. I think there are two choices loops or pockets:  I have the one with the open pockets. Click on the pocket one to see pic.  Here is the link:
http://www.qvc.com/qic/qvcapp.aspx/view.2/app.detail/params.item.H01890.desc.Joan-Rivers-Jewelry-Organizer
« Last Edit: October 30, 2008, 08:15:28 PM by sjc »
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Re: POEM #2...This time, dedicated to quickfics...
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2008, 09:57:34 PM »
Love it! ;D
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Re: POEM #2...This time, dedicated to quickfics...
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2008, 12:09:29 AM »
Brava SJG Brava!!!
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Re: POEM #2...This time, dedicated to quickfics...
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2008, 05:30:36 AM »
Thanks for the organizer tip, sjc! I'm having a specially-designed jewelry box custom made for her for Christmas...I'm friendly with a local cabinetmaker who does great work.

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Re: POEM #2...This time, dedicated to quickfics...
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2008, 06:16:56 AM »
Wow Teninx - you got your wife a Kindle and are having a custom jewelry box for Christmas? You are a rock star gift giver! Kuddos!
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« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2008, 06:43:58 AM »
Teninx:  When they make polygamy legal; I'm marrying you...I'll even cook & clean for the other Mrs. A custom made jewelry box.  The only custom made thing I'll get for Christmas; is the custom made mess when they all tear the paper and ribbons off of the gifts and throw it on the floor...and I'll have to pick it all up.
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