THIS WEEK'S CAPS-LOCK EDITION IS DEDICATED TO FLYING BECAUSE MY KID HAS A DOUBLE EAR INFECTION AND I'LL BE STUCK HOME ALL WEEK. SO ENTERTAIN ME!
WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO FLY? NATURAL WINGS? PRIVATE JET WITH BEDROOM FOR BOOM CHICKA WOW WOW TIME? JETPACK?
IF YOU COULD FLY VIA THIS METHOD, WHERE WOULD YOU AND WOULD YOU HAVE TO DODGE ANY DANGERS ALONG THE WAY?
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THIS WEEK'S SNACK IS ZUCCHINI BROWNIES WITH A DARK CHOCOLATE GANACHE FROSTING. IT'S NOT AS HEALTHY AS IT SOUNDS AND IT'S FAR TASTIER THAN THE INCLUSION OF VEGETABLES WOULD IMPLY.
NOTHING TO DO WITH FLYING, BUT I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT MINI-DIEM'S DOUBLE EAR INFECTION. I USED TO GET THEM WHEN I WAS A CHILD, AND IT'S NO FUN AT ALL.
ALSO, THANKS FOR THE SNACKS!
P.S. I'VE WANTED TO FLY ON A BROOMSTICK EVER SINCE I SAW THE WIZARD OF OZ FOR THE FIRST TIME. I THINK I WAS ABOUT FOUR YEARS OLD. MAN, WHEN THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST JUMPED ON THAT BROOMSTICK AND FLEW AWAY, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE COOLEST THING I EVER SAW.
YOU REALLY THINK SO? IT DIDN'T SEEM TO BE A PROBLEM FOR THE HARRY POTTER KIDS.
(OH, WAIT A MINUTE - THEY HAD SPECIAL MODERN UPDATED BROOMSTICKS, DIDN'T THEY? NOT SURE I COULD AFFORD ONE OF THOSE!)
YOU REALLY THINK SO? IT DIDN'T SEEM TO BE A PROBLEM FOR THE HARRY POTTER KIDS.
(OH, WAIT A MINUTE - THEY HAD SPECIAL MODERN UPDATED BROOMSTICKS, DIDN'T THEY? NOT SURE I COULD AFFORD ONE OF THOSE!)
OH, OW. LET'S CROSS A BROOMSTICK OFF MY LIST OF THINGS TO FLY ON. I DEFINITELY CAN'T AFFORD A HARRY POTTER-STYLE BROOM. IT'S ON THE LIST OF POSSIBLES FOR BRAVER SOULS OR THOSE WITH KEVLAR PANTS.
KEEP THOSE ANSWERS COMING.
V.P. said:
NOTHING TO DO WITH FLYING, BUT I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT MINI-DIEM'S DOUBLE EAR INFECTION. I USED TO GET THEM WHEN I WAS A CHILD, AND IT'S NO FUN AT ALL.
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THANKS. WE HAD A HIGH FEVER SCARE BUT THE ER DOCS GOT IT SORTED AND MINI DIEM SEEMS TO BE RESPONDING TO MEDS NOW SO IT SHOULD ALL BE OK. MINI-DIEM IS IN GOOD SPIRITS TODAY AND SAYS PAIN GONE/REDUCED.
evdarcy said:
I WANT WONDER WOMAN'S INVISIBLE JET! BUGGERS WON'T SEE ME COMING... WAIT IT TURNS ME INVISIBLE TOO RIGHT?
YOU REALLY THINK SO? IT DIDN'T SEEM TO BE A PROBLEM FOR THE HARRY POTTER KIDS.
(OH, WAIT A MINUTE - THEY HAD SPECIAL MODERN UPDATED BROOMSTICKS, DIDN'T THEY? NOT SURE I COULD AFFORD ONE OF THOSE!)
I CAN NEVER REMEMBER WHAT ZUCHINI IS AMERICAN FOR, BUT I ALWAYS REMEMBER MY FIRST ENCOUNTER OF THE WORD IN A FAR SIDE CARTOON WHERE JENNY JENNY LIKES ZUCHINI TESTIFIED FOR OR AGAINST HER BORTHER WITH A SIMILAR TYPE OF NAME. NOT A FAR SIDE CLASSIC, BUT I ALWAYS REMEMBER THE ZUCHINI (ALTHOUGH NOT WHAT ZUCHINI IS).
THE BEST WAY TO FLY IS TO JUMP AND FORGET TO LAND.
I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT: IT'S WHAT HERCULE POIROT WAS CULTIVATING IN HIS GARDEN WHEN HE RETIRED FOR A WHILE AND MOVED INTO A HOUSE NEXT DOOR TO THE NARRATOR OF THE MURDER OF ROGER ACKROYD.
I CAN NEVER REMEMBER WHAT ZUCHINI IS AMERICAN FOR, BUT I ALWAYS REMEMBER MY FIRST ENCOUNTER OF THE WORD IN A FAR SIDE CARTOON WHERE JENNY JENNY LIKES ZUCHINI TESTIFIED FOR OR AGAINST HER BORTHER WITH A SIMILAR TYPE OF NAME. NOT A FAR SIDE CLASSIC, BUT I ALWAYS REMEMBER THE ZUCHINI (ALTHOUGH NOT WHAT ZUCHINI IS).
THE BEST WAY TO FLY IS TO JUMP AND FORGET TO LAND.
OKAY, I CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT THE BROOMSTICK. IF EVDARCY GETS WONDER WOMAN'S INVISIBLE JET, THEN I WANT THE BATPLANE!
(COME TO THINK OF IT, I'M GOING TO ASK BRUCE WAYNE TO THROW IN THE BATMOBILE AS WELL. IT'S NOT LIKE HE DOESN'T HAVE PLENTY OF THEM TO SPARE. LET'S SEE, THERE'S THE COMIC BOOK VERSION, THE 1960'S TV SHOW VERSION, THE MICHAEL KEATON MOVIE EDITIONS, AND ALL THE BATMOBILES FROM ALL THE OTHER MOVIES MADE SINCE THEN. I'M FIGURING THAT THE BATCAVE MUST BE GETTING PRETTY CROWDED BY NOW. IN FACT, BRUCE WAYNE WILL PROBABLY HEAVE A SIGH OF RELIEF WHEN I OFFER TO TAKE ONE OF THEM OFF HIS HANDS...)
KDIEM, THE SNACK SOUNDS WONDERFUL, ALTHOUGH I CANNOT INDULGE. MADE ME THINK OF THE YUMMY CHOCOLATE ZUCCHINI BREAD MY MOM MADE. OUR GARDEN PRODUCED A TON OF ZUCCHINI SO YOU HAVE TO FIND THINGS TO DO WITH IT. I HOPE YOUR LITTLE DIEM IS FEELING BETTER. EAR INFECTIONS ARE AWFUL.
AT MAMA STORTINI'S HERE IN SEATTLE, THEY SERVE HOMEMADE PARMESAN ZUCCHINI STICKS. YUMMITY YUMMERS.
I FIND THAT IF YOU THINK A HAPPY THOUGHT, SPRINKLE PIXIE DUST ON YOURSELF, AND JUMP, YOU'LL FLY. FLY RIGHT INTO THE REALIZATION THAT YOUVE BEEN DEAD INSIDE ALL THIS TIME, YOU LIZARD-PERSON.
DON'T BE SAD, JEFF. I BELIEVE YOU CAN FLY AND YOU'RE NOT A LIZARD PERSON UNLESS YOU THINK THAT'S COOL.
HERE, HAVE ANOTHER BROWNIE.
V.P. said:
OKAY, I CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT THE BROOMSTICK. IF EVDARCY GETS WONDER WOMAN'S INVISIBLE JET, THEN I WANT THE BATPLANE!
(COME TO THINK OF IT, I'M GOING TO ASK BRUCE WAYNE TO THROW IN THE BATMOBILE AS WELL. IT'S NOT LIKE HE DOESN'T HAVE PLENTY OF THEM TO SPARE. LET'S SEE, THERE'S THE COMIC BOOK VERSION, THE 1960'S TV SHOW VERSION, THE MICHAEL KEATON MOVIE EDITIONS, AND ALL THE BATMOBILES FROM ALL THE OTHER MOVIES MADE SINCE THEN. I'M FIGURING THAT THE BATCAVE MUST BE GETTING PRETTY CROWDED BY NOW. IN FACT, BRUCE WAYNE WILL PROBABLY HEAVE A SIGH OF RELIEF WHEN I OFFER TO TAKE ONE OF THEM OFF HIS HANDS...)
GIVE ME GEORGE JETSON'S PERSONAL FLYING VEHICLE. THEN ADD TURBO-CHARGED THRUSTERS.
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