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Offline CABarrett

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2017, 05:36:24 AM »
Yes, but it'll probably end in a dead heat.

Dead heat - so the promiscuous zombie dog is the winner!  ;D

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2017, 06:29:14 AM »
Dead heat - so the promiscuous zombie dog is the winner!  ;D

IMHO, that is the correct answer. The promiscuous zombie dog lives, (although he/she is/could be dead) the rest get the chop.

Sincere apologies to all you promiscuous authors, both living and dead.

 :) 


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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2017, 11:09:09 AM »
When I kill vampires, I always do it in the third person POV
They're less likely to take it personally that way.
Tip: Always keep the undead at arm's length.
 ;)

Make's my blood boil just thinking of what vampires get up too.

Especially zombie politicians.

 :)

And don't let them shake your hand or kiss your baby.

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2017, 11:10:32 AM »
Kill 'em. Kill 'em all!

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2017, 03:44:49 PM »
Would the tie go to the most-dead or the least-dead?

Based upon my professional experience, the only slightly dead ones are the hardest to kill and therefore the strongest and most likely to win a free-for-all.

Dead heat - so the promiscuous zombie dog is the winner!  ;D

I don't think I'd bet on the promiscuous zombie dog. I'd put my money on the bloodsucking vampire politician. (They have such strength in numbers.)


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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2017, 05:51:06 PM »
Just remember to take the cannoli.

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2017, 07:06:56 PM »
I'm still waiting for Kdiem to show up with snacks.

Oh wait!  It's a day early for that thread.

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2017, 12:02:31 AM »

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2017, 02:47:05 AM »
I'm still waiting for Kdiem to show up with snacks.

Oh wait!  It's a day early for that thread.
   
          ^^^ :) :) :)^^^


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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2017, 02:50:38 AM »
I'm still waiting for Kdiem to show up with snacks.

Oh wait!  It's a day early for that thread.

Wouldn't be if you were in a reasonable country like Australia...

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2017, 11:39:01 AM »
Wouldn't be if you were in a reasonable country like Australia...

 ;D

The early bird gets the snacks then, huh?

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2017, 12:19:23 PM »
Just remember to take the cannoli.

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #37 on: September 13, 2017, 01:01:30 PM »
Just remember to take the cannoli.

   But should I leave the gun?

    . . . Oh, wait a minute, I don't have a gun. I go about my business with a stake and a mallet.    Does that mean that I don't get the cannoli?)


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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2017, 09:55:12 PM »
   But should I leave the gun?

    . . . Oh, wait a minute, I don't have a gun. I go about my business with a stake and a mallet.    Does that mean that I don't get the cannoli?)

If you've got steak you don't need cannoli... 8)

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #39 on: September 13, 2017, 09:56:03 PM »
The early bird gets the snacks then, huh?

Heck yes. Why else would we bother to be a day ahead?  ;)