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I'm not really bothered, but feel free to discuss - or not.

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2017, 05:40:03 PM »
If you put them all together in a battle to the death, who would win?

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2017, 05:43:52 PM »
If you put them all together in a battle to the death, who would win?

I would.  :)      *Gets out trusty stake and mallet*


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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2017, 05:47:01 PM »
I would.  :)      *Gets out trusty stake and mallet*

What are you going to do about the promiscuous author? Or is that you lol?

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2017, 05:52:48 PM »
What are you going to do about the promiscuous author? Or is that you lol?

Vampire author gets staked along with the others. (Promiscuity is irrelevant. I'm an equal opportunity vampire slayer.)


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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2017, 05:55:08 PM »
If you put them all together in a battle to the death, who would win?

Probably the promiscuous author and maybe the vampire hamster... but the zombie cat might win because it has nine lives - and/or deaths.

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2017, 05:57:22 PM »
Can you even have a battle to the death of dead things?

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2017, 06:00:21 PM »
Please don't kill the dog: you have a very cute profile pic and I wouldn't want it replaced with a tombstone (sort of Greyfriars Bobby in reverse).


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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2017, 06:02:07 PM »
Can you even have a battle to the death of dead things?

Yes, but it'll probably end in a dead heat.

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2017, 06:08:08 PM »
Yes, but it'll probably end in a dead heat.

Would the tie go to the most-dead or the least-dead?

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2017, 06:13:07 PM »
Can we get the guy that plagiarized Tupac in on this battle?

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2017, 06:15:36 PM »
*pulls out the popcorn*


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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2017, 06:15:58 PM »
Would the tie go to the most-dead or the least-dead?

A good question. Someone answer it!

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2017, 06:17:16 PM »
Can we get the guy that plagiarized Tupac in on this battle?

A good question. Someone answer it!

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2017, 07:00:34 PM »
Can we get the guy that plagiarized Tupac in on this battle?

It won't be much of a battle. His scene in the epic saga of life came to an end last year.

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2017, 07:03:13 PM »
It won't be much of a battle. His scene in the epic saga of life came to an end last year.

So he'll fit right in with the others :) It's settled, a battle for the least-dead.

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2017, 07:32:44 PM »
Is that all one character or several characters? Cuz I think I once dated a zombie vampire dog-hamster-squirrel promiscuous musician. So it's possible.

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2017, 12:23:07 AM »
Is that all one character or several characters? Cuz I think I once dated a zombie vampire dog-hamster-squirrel promiscuous musician. So it's possible.

Now you've thrown a dog-hamster-squirrel promiscuous musician into the mix, you've totally confused the situation. But I would advise you to be careful who/what you date...


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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2017, 01:54:19 AM »
I'm not really bothered, but feel free to discuss - or not.

Are you going to kill them in the first person or in the third person POV?

This decision could effect the whole novel. 

And are you aiming for the romantic market?

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2017, 02:54:07 AM »
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I'm not really bothered, but feel free to discuss - or not.

Are you going to kill them in the first person or in the third person POV?

This decision could effect the whole novel. 

And are you aiming for the romantic market?

Yes to all of this - and no.

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2017, 03:11:23 AM »
Yes to all of this - and no.

Thank you.

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2017, 03:12:43 AM »
Are you going to kill them in the first person or in the third person POV?

When I kill vampires, I always do it in the third person POV
They're less likely to take it personally that way.
Tip: Always keep the undead at arm's length.
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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2017, 03:24:58 AM »
This thread is definitely written to market.

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2017, 03:29:06 AM »
Thank you.

Are you a closet politician?

Give me some time and my press officer will get back to you with a definitive answer.

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Re: Should I kill the zombie vampire/dog/hamster/cat/promiscuous author?
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2017, 03:51:33 AM »
Tip: Always keep the undead at arm's length.
 ;)

Especially zombie politicians.

 :)