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CAPSLOCK WEDNESDAY: VAMPIRE RODENT DEATH MATCH EDITION
« on: January 17, 2018, 02:42:56 PM »
AM I ALLOWED TO START A CAPSLOCK WEDNESDAY? IS TODAY WEDNESDAY? HAS DAN BEEN BEAMED UP TO THE MOTHER SHIP? WHAT SHOULD VAMPIRE HAMSTER TAKE ON NEXT? BECAUSE VAMPIRE GUINEA PIG LOST THE LAST ROUND, WE HAVE SNACKS.

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Re: CAPSLOCK WEDNESDAY: VAMPIRE RODENT DEATH MATCH EDITION
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2018, 03:07:29 PM »
THANKYOU PARANORMAL HAMSTER KAT FOR TO BRING US THIS THRED. YES AND DAN THE SHIOP THAT IS. I CAN FIRE HAT BECOME VAMPIRE. MOTHER.

SRY THAT'S JUST WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SAVE UP ALL MY CAPSLOCKING ALL DAY WITH NO RELEASE

WHAT IS FOR CAPSLOCK TREATS?

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Re: CAPSLOCK WEDNESDAY: VAMPIRE RODENT DEATH MATCH EDITION
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2018, 03:16:06 PM »
WHAT IS FOR CAPSLOCK TREATS?

READ THE LAST SENTENCE AGAIN :) DOES EATING VAMPIRE CRITTERS TURN YOU INTO A VAMPIRE THOUGH?
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Re: CAPSLOCK WEDNESDAY: VAMPIRE RODENT DEATH MATCH EDITION
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2018, 03:23:29 PM »
READ THE LAST SENTENCE AGAIN :) DOES EATING VAMPIRE CRITTERS TURN YOU INTO A VAMPIRE THOUGH?

OK I GUESS MAEYBE THATS OK IF LIKE KDIEM COMES IN AND DUNKS IT IN CHOCOLATE FIRST OR SOMETHIN

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Re: CAPSLOCK WEDNESDAY: VAMPIRE RODENT DEATH MATCH EDITION
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2018, 03:32:25 PM »
READ THE LAST SENTENCE AGAIN :) DOES EATING VAMPIRE CRITTERS TURN YOU INTO A VAMPIRE THOUGH?

VAMPIRE CRITTER SNACKS ONLY TURN YOU INTO A VAMPIRE ON WEDNESDAYS AFTER SUNSET -- SUPERNATURAL STUFF  IS JUST WEIRD LIKE THAT.
VAMPIRE HAMSTER WOULD TOTALLY GET TROUNCED, SKEWERED, & SHISHKABOBED BY VAMPIRE SQUIRREL!
YES, SQUIRRELS ARE RODENTS; WHICH FACT, I, OF COURSE, WOULD NEVER ADMIT IN THE COMPANY OF SQUIRRELS BECAUSE I HAVE BETTER MANNERS THAN THAT.
SQUIRREL POWER BEATS HAMSTER POWER. IT'S A WELL KNOWN FACT. AFTER ALL, THERE IS A SQUIRREL GIRL (MILANA VAYNTRAUB COMING SOON TO A TV NEAR YOU! WITH HER SIDEKICK TIPPY TOE). THERE IS NO HAMSTER GIRL.
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Re: CAPSLOCK WEDNESDAY: VAMPIRE RODENT DEATH MATCH EDITION
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2018, 03:38:06 PM »
VAMPIRE RODENT DEATH MATCH SOUNDS LIKE A REDUNDANT CARD GAME. HOW CAN YOU MATCH THE DEATH PICTURES OF VAMPIRE RODENTS IF THEY ARE UNDEAD. ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE YOU COULD RAISE THE STAKES.


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Re: CAPSLOCK WEDNESDAY: VAMPIRE RODENT DEATH MATCH EDITION
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2018, 03:52:51 PM »
OK I GUESS MAEYBE THATS OK IF LIKE KDIEM COMES IN AND DUNKS IT IN CHOCOLATE FIRST OR SOMETHIN

THEN WE CAN CALL IT COUNT CHOCULA.

VAMPIRE HAMSTER WOULD TOTALLY GET TROUNCED, SKEWERED, & SHISHKABOBED BY VAMPIRE SQUIRREL!

THAT'S TOO BAD BECAUSE SQUIRREL IS ALSO DELICIOUS (YOU'RE ALSO FROM TEXAS SO YOU KNOW). I HAVE MY DOUBTS ABOUT HAMSTER.

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Re: CAPSLOCK WEDNESDAY: VAMPIRE RODENT DEATH MATCH EDITION
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2018, 04:44:34 PM »
SQUIRRELS ARE HORRIBLE CREATURES THAT WILL EAT YOUR HOUSE.   >:(





SQUIRREL IS ALSO DELICIOUS


I'LL, UH, TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.   :-X
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Re: CAPSLOCK WEDNESDAY: VAMPIRE RODENT DEATH MATCH EDITION
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2018, 06:42:09 PM »
HOLY CRAP, THERE'S A LOT OF SNOW ON THE GROUND AROUND HERE! SORRY, I DIGRESS...YES, I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE-DIPPED SQUIRREL, THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE!

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Re: CAPSLOCK WEDNESDAY: VAMPIRE RODENT DEATH MATCH EDITION
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2018, 07:08:16 PM »
HOLY CRAP, THERE'S A LOT OF SNOW ON THE GROUND AROUND HERE!


SAME HERE.  IT'S 20 DEGREES OUTSIDE.  I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS ONE OF THE SIGNS OF THE ESCHATON.
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Re: CAPSLOCK WEDNESDAY: VAMPIRE RODENT DEATH MATCH EDITION
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2018, 07:08:41 PM »
NOW THAT IT'S BEEN PROVEN THE BLACK PLAGUE IN MEDIEVAL EUROPE WASN'T CAUSED BY RATS, MAYBE MY FAMILY WILL CONSIDER COMING TO VISIT ME AND MY 5108 FURRY LITTLE FRIENDS THAT ARE CONSTANTLY CRAWLING ALL OVER THE PLACE. HERE'S HOPIN'!

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Re: CAPSLOCK WEDNESDAY: VAMPIRE RODENT DEATH MATCH EDITION
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2018, 07:20:34 PM »
YES, I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE-DIPPED SQUIRREL, THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE!

I STARCHED ITS TAIL SO YOU CAN HOLD IT LIKE A CORN DOG.

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Re: CAPSLOCK WEDNESDAY: VAMPIRE RODENT DEATH MATCH EDITION
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2018, 09:02:53 PM »
SQUIRREL IS ALSO DELICIOUS

I WAS FLIPPING THROUGH AN OLD COOKBOOK MY MOTHER LEFT ME AND FOUND A RECIPE FOR SQUIRREL THAT COVERS THE GAMUT FROM SKINNING TO SERVING. AS FOR VAMPIRE SQUIRREL, VAMPIRE HAMSTER WOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO BEAT IT IF IT COULD CATCH IT. THOSE PESTS CAN OUTRUN MY CAR, SO THEY'VE GOT TO BE FASTER UNDEAD, RIGHT?