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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2018, 03:53:15 AM »
Rubber Johnny

Not sure that would work in Texas...

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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2018, 03:55:07 AM »
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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2018, 03:55:38 AM »
Rubber Robert

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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #28 on: February 04, 2018, 04:07:04 AM »
Popalong Cassidy

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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #29 on: February 04, 2018, 04:41:16 AM »
Could I get sued for that?
You can be sued for anything at anytime, but does the suit have legs? That is, will it survive a Motion for Summary Judgment?

I was a lawyer. Puff Daddy is frelling funny, and kudos to Colin. If it was me, I'd use it, but then, I believe not only can I beat the rap, I can stand the ride, too.

YMMV.

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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #30 on: February 04, 2018, 09:17:17 AM »
You can be sued for anything at anytime, but does the suit have legs? That is, will it survive a Motion for Summary Judgment?

I was a lawyer. Puff Daddy is frelling funny, and kudos to Colin. If it was me, I'd use it, but then, I believe not only can I beat the rap, I can stand the ride, too.

YMMV.


Haha, I'm strongly leaning toward going with it. It makes sense that character would come up with that too.

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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #31 on: February 04, 2018, 11:47:00 AM »
Okay, considering the double entendre potential inherent in the blow-up doll (cowboy) scenario I'll probably get in trouble for mentioning these but how about:

Woody (from Toy Story)

Johnny Hard-.. (Johnny Hardin from history and Maverick)

Just trying to be funny, in case the FMC is ornery too.  No offense intended (or is that entendred).

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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #32 on: February 04, 2018, 11:58:20 AM »
Okay, considering the double entendre potential inherent in the blow-up doll (cowboy) scenario I'll probably get in trouble for mentioning these but how about:

Woody (from Toy Story)

Johnny Hard-.. (Johnny Hardin from history and Maverick)

Just trying to be funny, in case the FMC is ornery too.  No offense intended (or is that entendred).

I think Woody is on my list now...probably pending research on how likely I would be to get sued by Puff Daddy. Ornery is the FMC's defining character trait, haha...there is already quite a bit of double entendre.

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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2018, 01:35:40 PM »
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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #34 on: February 04, 2018, 02:06:06 PM »
Clear the room, folks. I'm about to get rowdy.

Allow me to suggest POPALONG CASUALTY!!!

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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #35 on: February 04, 2018, 02:12:03 PM »
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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #36 on: February 04, 2018, 02:16:45 PM »
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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #37 on: February 04, 2018, 02:20:50 PM »
Clear the room, folks. I'm about to get rowdy.

Allow me to suggest POPALONG CASUALTY!!!

I might actually use that, but not as his real name. All the replies are cracking me up :)

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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #38 on: February 04, 2018, 02:24:41 PM »
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« Reply #39 on: February 04, 2018, 03:44:00 PM »
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« Reply #40 on: February 04, 2018, 04:26:15 PM »
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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #41 on: February 04, 2018, 04:42:29 PM »
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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #42 on: February 04, 2018, 05:21:43 PM »
She could bite him and he could f*rt and fly out the window.

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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #43 on: February 04, 2018, 06:01:04 PM »
She could bite him and he could f*rt and fly out the window.

Then the guy won't be able to stab him multiple times with a fork and almost get arrested because someone saw the scene from a distance, thought it was a murder in progress and called the police.

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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #44 on: February 04, 2018, 06:49:40 PM »
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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #45 on: February 04, 2018, 06:53:00 PM »
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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #46 on: February 04, 2018, 07:12:32 PM »
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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #47 on: February 04, 2018, 09:29:04 PM »
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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #48 on: February 04, 2018, 09:57:27 PM »
Bubbles

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Re: Name an inflatable cowboy
« Reply #49 on: February 04, 2018, 10:01:30 PM »
From the Good, the Bad and the Bubbly - The balloon with no name (AKA Ballondie.)