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Writers' Cafe / Re: Is This Title Worth a Book?
« on: Today at 04:33:01 PM »

Christmas in the Cosmos
Deck the Phasers with Laser Volleys
We Three Droids
Santa Through the Wormhole
Jingle Ships
Joy to the Off-World
Interstellar Scrooge
The Assimilating Hive Mind Who Stole Christmas
(Seasons) Greetings Earthling
'Twas the Night Before Colliding with an Asteroid Belt
White Christmas, Black Holes
Grandma Got Run Over by a Galaxy Class Starcruiser

They are all good but Grandma Got Run Over by a Galaxy Class Starcruiser had me laughing out loud.

Writers' Cafe / Re: Is This Title Worth a Book?
« on: Yesterday at 07:45:28 PM »
I'm with Gertie.

How about An Extra Galactic Christmas, or Christmas in the Cosmos, or Outer Planets Christmas, or Christmas in the Universe.

I dunno.

I like your first suggestion.

Or maybe Merry Galactic Christmas.

Writers' Cafe / Re: Is This Title Worth a Book?
« on: Yesterday at 06:38:27 PM »
I'm a sucker for a good title, but this one doesn't grab me.

Writers' Cafe / Re: Witch novella COVER
« on: Yesterday at 06:36:54 PM »
I like it a lot. Especially like the font you used for the title.

Bookmark your chapters. Then link to the bookmark and type in what you want to appear in the TOC.

You can do that right in Word.

Not Quite Kindle / Re: Just adopted an Australian Cattle Dog and...
« on: April 22, 2018, 12:32:21 PM »
They're all cute until they crap on your carpet :o (Trust me, I know!)

Have you found a new place for you to sleep yet?

That's why I don't do puppies ... or carpet.

Congratulations Gertie! It's always such a joy when they bloom - I wish ours would do it more often  :)

What a beautiful painting, Ryn. So meticulous, complex and elegant. I also love those animal paintings in your portfolio.

Due to circumstances beyond my control, that orchid didn't get watered for two months. When I finally got a look at it, it had four buds. Now all four of them opened up.

Did you see Ryn's painting of the Emu? Hilarious.

Not Quite Kindle / Re: Just adopted an Australian Cattle Dog and...
« on: April 22, 2018, 10:21:43 AM »
Wow, congrats. That is so great. It sounds like Ando was lucky to have found you.

Thanks. I love Ryn's work.

Not Quite Kindle / My Phalaenopsis Orchid immortalized in watercolor
« on: April 21, 2018, 08:26:17 PM »
I sent my friend Ryn Shell, artist and author, a photo of the first bloom on my Phal. She asked if she could paint it and this was the result.

It's gorgeous!!!

Writers' Cafe / Re: Some analysis of Amazon royalties
« on: April 20, 2018, 07:21:36 AM »
I came up with a similar figure a while back and concluded that the KU page reads equal the 35% royalty rate.

This is the conundrum of KU. More reads, but a halved royalty. If you're selling a 99-cent book, KU will pay you better than a sale, but that's a special case. What to do?

My answer is to have some kinds of books in KU and others not, to have some low-priced books and others high-priced. That works for me. YMMV.

I think your calculation is much more realistic.

Writers' Cafe / Re: Retiring! Maybe. Probably. For now, at least.
« on: April 18, 2018, 09:41:54 AM »
I have always been in awe of your statistical skills and the fact that you share that knowledge so freely here. You have been a valuable and valued member here.

Best of luck to you and Jennifer.

Not Quite Kindle / Re: So You Think You Can Dance - Season 15
« on: April 17, 2018, 07:34:31 PM »
Makes sense. I'm sure auditions are costly (flying the cast/crew around, renting locations, etc.) so limiting it to the two major talent cities probably saves money without losing too much opportunity. Also, I know getting there could be a hardship for a lot of struggling artists, but at least LA and NYC should have some cheap flight options...

And they are accepting video auditions.

If all that saves Fox money so they can afford to keep the show going, I'm all for it.

Writers' Cafe / Re: Need a name
« on: April 17, 2018, 01:30:27 PM »
Sons of the Steppes

Not Quite Kindle / Re: DWTS Season 26 - All Athletes
« on: April 17, 2018, 01:20:31 PM »
The professionals seem to be in good spirits about this on Twitter.
I look forward to the show whatever the format.
Hope So You think You Can Dance returns too.

Yup, June 4th for SYTYCD. Auditions are completed.

Not Quite Kindle / Re: So You Think You Can Dance - Season 15
« on: April 17, 2018, 01:15:59 PM »
Looks like it starts June 4th.

Interestingly, auditions will only be held in NYC and LA.

Not Quite Kindle / Re: DWTS Season 26 - All Athletes
« on: April 16, 2018, 05:51:44 PM »
Here's the lineup. Only 10 athletes and there will be double eliminations for each of the four weeks.

Poor Lyndsey is stuck with Kareem Abdul Jabbar at 7'2". She needs to get some advice from Cheryl and how she handled her giant partner.  :D

Business Card magnets. You can buy the magnets at any office supply store and stick your business cards on them. I'm sure you can get them made somewhere, but since you're short on time, this is the fastest way to do it.

Writers' Cafe / Re: My gorgeous new cover!!
« on: April 13, 2018, 04:40:27 PM »
Beautiful. The model looks a lot like Elrond.

Writers' Cafe / Re: Fair Use of Song Lyrics
« on: April 12, 2018, 03:14:07 PM »
It seems to me that all you really need is a poem. You don't need it set to music. Check out Fiverr. They have lots of people who will write poems for you.

Anything Else Amazon / Re: New Delivery Information
« on: April 10, 2018, 06:33:51 PM »
Here we go again! Placed an order on 3/29, supposed to arrive 3/31. Delayed until 4/5 then delayed until 4/10 and now it's delayed until 4/16.

What the heck is going on? I'm about ready to pull the plug on Amazon. I'll call them tomorrow ... again.

Writers' Cafe / Re: Are your books ever described as "easy" reads?
« on: April 06, 2018, 11:50:12 AM »
Authors do love to overthink things, don't they? :P

Easy read, beach read, popcorn books: All the same thing. Just like the action movie reference above, the book is designed to be entertaining but require little effort on the part of the reader. It isn't an insult. It isn't a bad thing. It is an actual type of book that has been produced for decades and decades. There are publishers that specialize in these type of books.

What annoys me, though, whenever this topic comes up (and it comes up often) is that some folks use the opportunity to take a swipe at literary fiction. Beach reads aren't "better" than literary or more complex works. They are simply a different market. Making the argument that beach reads are better than literary works is sort of like arguing that Avengers is a better movie than Shindler's List. The two films have absolutely nothing in common and are serving completely different demographics. And I don't think I've ever heard Robert Downey Jr give an interview where he argued, "Yeah, just look at how much more money Avengers made over Argo. Obviously, Avengers was a better movie."

Not just a different market, but for me, a different mood. Some books make me pause and think, others, I slide right through. I definitely enjoy both kinds depending on how I'm feeling at the time.

Not Quite Kindle / Re: Outlander - Starz - Season 3 September 10th
« on: April 06, 2018, 11:37:23 AM »
I find it very interesting how we each reacted to the books.
For me, each one I could not wait for it to be released & would immediately buy the audiobook version, because I so love Davina Porter's reading.
The only one that really dragged for me & I find difficult to re-read is #4 Drums of Autumn. There's just so much trouble in that one book.
If they do the whole book in one season, it will be very interesting to see what they use & what they skip.

Davina Porter is fabulous. I would not have gotten into audiobooks at all if it hadn't been for her.

Not Quite Kindle / Re: Outlander - Starz - Season 3 September 10th
« on: April 06, 2018, 09:40:39 AM »
New TV Guide article.... Everything We Know About Outlander Season 4.

Since I never reread books 4 and after, this is all going to be new to me.

Not Quite Kindle / DWTS Season 26 - All Athletes
« on: April 04, 2018, 05:42:56 PM »
Yes, that's right. Only athletes will be competing this time around. The show starts 4/30.

I'll post contestants and pairings when they are announced.

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