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« Reply #50 on: June 26, 2009, 11:02:29 pm »
OK, here's one for you.  I worked in a hospital when I was 19.  I was helping a patient downstairs in the wheelchair so I get her chair and put her in it and get her slipper and put it on her foot and I can't find the other one.  I look and look everywhere.  I get down on my hands and knees and looking under the bed.  She says "What are you looking for?"  I say "Your other shoe."  She says "Honey, I only have one leg."  Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhgggggg! :-[

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    Re: SILLY SILLY: and Waaayyyy OFF TOPIC...but
    « Reply #51 on: June 26, 2009, 11:03:05 pm »
    Oh, darn, I was going to hook you up with my ex.  :-\ I kind of like hair on men... especially myself.  I just don't know why some men allow their hair to fall out or leave their heads and grow on their backs and such like.  Doesn't make any sense to me.  I must away ere break of day... JRRT
     I don't like hairy men... my hubby has a pretty smooth, chest! (although his tummy is a litlle bumpy ;D )
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    Re: SILLY SILLY: and Waaayyyy OFF TOPIC...but
    « Reply #52 on: June 26, 2009, 11:03:54 pm »
    YOU are SICK!!!!....  :o Wait :-[.... did it REALLY happen????
    No, no, silly.  She was sick.  I just worked there! :-\

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    Re: SILLY SILLY: and Waaayyyy OFF TOPIC...but
    « Reply #53 on: June 26, 2009, 11:05:14 pm »
     I don't like hairy men... my hubby has a pretty smooth, chest! (although his tummy is a litlle bumpy ;D )
    OK, so is his chest pretty or smooth?  Is his tummy little or bumpy? ???

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    « Reply #54 on: June 26, 2009, 11:14:56 pm »
    OK, so is his chest pretty or smooth?  Is his tummy little or bumpy? ???

    Pretty & SMooth & Sexxy Tummy is a little, uh... hhmmmm Roundish!  ;)  ;D He's I am a GOOD cook... ;D
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    « Reply #55 on: June 26, 2009, 11:19:03 pm »

    "Roundish", lol!  I'm going to use that one....
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    « Reply #56 on: June 26, 2009, 11:25:01 pm »
    "Roundish", lol!  I'm going to use that one....

    Uh, so you are NOT on his TEAM? Quick, answer before HE gets over here.... the one with the bald head and hairy back! ;D
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    « Reply #57 on: June 26, 2009, 11:28:20 pm »
    Uh, so you are NOT on his TEAM? Quick, answer before HE gets over here.... the one with the bald head and hairy back! ;D
    Too late, I'm here. >:(

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    « Reply #58 on: June 26, 2009, 11:32:21 pm »
    Too late, I'm here. >:(

    LOL!  You two are what, fifty miles from each other, and you're accusing ME?
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    « Reply #59 on: June 26, 2009, 11:34:50 pm »
    LOL!  You two are what, fifty miles from each other, and you're accusing ME?

    NOooooo remember OUR State is, 881 miles wide and tall and remember I am in New Orleans... Louisiana.... uh another state... right now. ;) ;D
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    « Reply #60 on: June 26, 2009, 11:36:31 pm »
     I don't like hairy men... my hubby has a pretty smooth, chest! (although his tummy is a litlle bumpy ;D )

    hehehe BUT wasn't Brendan talking about HIS ex??
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    « Reply #61 on: June 26, 2009, 11:39:49 pm »
    NOooooo remember OUR State is, 881 miles wide and tall and remember I am in New Orleans... Louisiana.... uh another state... right now. ;) ;D

    Oh that's right, forgot you were on vacation.  Sorry, it's late.   ::)
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    « Reply #62 on: June 26, 2009, 11:43:38 pm »
    Oh that's right, forgot you were on vacation.  Sorry, it's late.   ::)

    Well, not vacation, really, pickin' up my girlie, who is sleeping soundly next to me and my Pom is at my feet! ;D I LOVE being a Mommy! But had to leave my hubby... after only having him back for a week! I love his Fuzzy flat-top and his Sexy VanDyke or whatever that beard thingy is called! :(
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    Re: SILLY SILLY: and Waaayyyy OFF TOPIC...but
    « Reply #63 on: June 26, 2009, 11:44:22 pm »
    NOooooo remember OUR State is, 881 miles wide and tall and remember I am in New Orleans... Louisiana.... uh another state... right now. ;) ;D
    Now, look here, Shuger, Louisiana is not another state.  It's just eastern Texas so you're only a mere... 700 miles.  A hop, skip and huge, long airborne spinning leap with the golden sword of the Cherubim over my head!!!  Ooooh, sorry.  I was hallucinating.  Or was that wishful thinking?  But you did read the book about the underworld rendezvous and the chopping block, didn't you? ??? :D >:( :'(

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    « Reply #64 on: June 26, 2009, 11:46:53 pm »
    Now, look here, Shuger, Louisiana is not another state.  It's just eastern Texas so you're only a mere... 700 miles.  A hop, skip and huge, long airborne spinning leap with the golden sword of the Cherubim over my head!!!  Ooooh, sorry.  I was hallucinating.  Or was that wishful thinking?  But you did read the book about the underworld rendezvous and the chopping block, didn't you? ??? :D >:( :'(

    Hmmmm.... and how do we keep you OT Brendan????
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    « Reply #65 on: June 26, 2009, 11:49:38 pm »
    Hmmmm.... and how do we keep you OT Brendan????

    Merry, the topic is "silly", right?  How could Brendan ever be off-topic??   :D
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    « Reply #66 on: June 26, 2009, 11:54:13 pm »
    Merry, the topic is "silly", right?  How could Brendan ever be off-topic??   :D

    Yea, you are rigth Susan! He is SUh-ILLLLLLLLY! I am trying to get him to the Dallas/FW meet, It would be a BLAST!
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    « Reply #67 on: June 26, 2009, 11:55:53 pm »
    Yikes, it's almost three a.m.     I'd better be off....  <waving goodnight in the general direction of Texas and Eastern Texas Louisiana>
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    « Reply #68 on: June 26, 2009, 11:57:44 pm »
    Yikes, it's almost three a.m.     I'd better be off....  <waving goodnight in the general direction of Texas and Eastern Texas Louisiana>

    Mee tooo. I will be Silly again tomorrow! ;D
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    « Reply #69 on: June 27, 2009, 12:01:25 am »
    *waves* I am out as well :)
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    « Reply #70 on: June 27, 2009, 02:17:17 am »
    OK, here's one for you.  I worked in a hospital when I was 19.  I was helping a patient downstairs in the wheelchair so I get her chair and put her in it and get her slipper and put it on her foot and I can't find the other one.  I look and look everywhere.  I get down on my hands and knees and looking under the bed.  She says "What are you looking for?"  I say "Your other shoe."  She says "Honey, I only have one leg."  Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhgggggg! :-[

    O my Goodness! Thats extreme but funny. I don't know how I would have handles the awkward next few moments LOL

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    « Reply #71 on: June 27, 2009, 09:21:46 am »
    O my Goodness! Thats extreme but funny. I don't know how I would have handles the awkward next few moments LOL
    I spent it like this: :-[ :'( and she spent it like this:  ;D :D ;) cause she was about fifty and I was about nineteen.   :-\

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    « Reply #72 on: June 27, 2009, 04:34:50 pm »
    ROTFLMAO!!!
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    I once had a guy come into work wearing a toupee and I went in my boss's office and was laughing so hard tears were rolling down my cheeks.  I couldn't face the client and shoved my boss out the door to greet him.  I stayed in his office the whole time peeking out at my boss struggling not to laugh just nodding his head and hmm hmming his was throughout the client's visit.  After he came back in his office and we both collapsed laughing.  THE CLIENT'S TOUPEE WAS ON SIDEWAYS.  Seriously, Why bother?
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    « Reply #73 on: June 27, 2009, 04:42:47 pm »
    We had a church member show up one Sunday after returning from his winter home in Palm Springs, CA. No one in my family had seen him since he had returned, and the first glimpse we caught of him was while he was serving as a deacon. We were all trying to figure out who the stranger was, and why he was a deacon when we didn't even know him. The more we scrutinized him, the more clues we got to his identity. Turned out he was a man who had lived in our town for all of his life, but he was wearing a toupee that, in all honestly, looked light it might have been a reject from the Teen Wolf movies. Normally, this man had a fairly short, slicked back haircut, and he always looked distinguished. It was a complete shock to figure out who he was. (The main clues were his John Deere green jacket, a ring that he always wore, and a lapel pin that he'd worn often.) It was all we could do, once we had passed the word to inquisitive people around us, not to break out in raucous laughter.

    The bottom line was that this guy always was well-dressed and nice enough looking, and we really couldn't understand why he had felt the need to alter his appearance so drastically. On the way out of church, one of the women in our congregation commented to the guy's wife about the new man that she was with. She just smiled and chuckled.




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    « Reply #74 on: June 27, 2009, 04:46:53 pm »
    Cindy:  I don't know how you all did it.  I would have busted out laughing, even in church...would probably have gotten kicked out.

    The work incident I had:  When my boss came back in his office, I thought for sure I'd be fired.  When he ever walked back in dying laughing I was so relieved not to mention, grateful.
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