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Re: The four words per post story!
« Reply #75 on: June 17, 2010, 02:36:08 pm »
itself. Oh, wow, said

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    Re: The four words per post story!
    « Reply #76 on: June 17, 2010, 03:21:32 pm »
    Nigel, who is that?

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    Re: The four words per post story!
    « Reply #77 on: June 17, 2010, 03:30:00 pm »
    Beatrice could only neigh.

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    Re: The four words per post story!
    « Reply #78 on: June 17, 2010, 04:00:19 pm »
    Out from the car


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    Re: The four words per post story!
    « Reply #79 on: June 17, 2010, 04:13:18 pm »
    stepped a llama with

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    « Reply #80 on: June 17, 2010, 05:13:33 pm »
    a flock of seagulls.

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    Re: The four words per post story!
    « Reply #81 on: June 17, 2010, 05:59:13 pm »
    They flew away suddenly

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    « Reply #82 on: June 17, 2010, 06:01:13 pm »
    then shrieked and crashed

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    « Reply #83 on: June 17, 2010, 06:17:19 pm »
    into the walls of

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    « Reply #84 on: June 17, 2010, 06:49:54 pm »
    Jericho. The trumpeters fled

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    Re: The four words per post story!
    « Reply #85 on: June 17, 2010, 07:15:07 pm »
    from the oncoming rush

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    Re: The four words per post story!
    « Reply #86 on: June 18, 2010, 03:49:26 am »
    of guts and guano.
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    Re: The four words per post story!
    « Reply #87 on: June 18, 2010, 04:13:11 am »
    Nigel stepped carefully around
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    Re: The four words per post story!
    « Reply #88 on: June 18, 2010, 04:36:23 am »
    The story thus far:

    Nigel was rather fond of his Great Dane. She came from Copenhagen, and he named her 'Streaky', though she preferred "Emily," because she was neither dog nor pig. In reality, she was Underdog, undercover crime fighter <insert heroic music here>. This hero's theme song was "Gonna Fly Now."  Sadly, Nigel ignored this due to being distracted by the ferret that ran up his pants.
    "What's wrong, Nigel?" said Agatha. "Why are you screaming like a girl?"
    "Because I just mated with the walrus."
    A loud shriek reverberated throughout the large cavern breaking loose a stalactite, or a stalagmite and, then something terrible happened!

    The walrus said, I'm in desperate need of a deep soaking tub.  Do you know where I can find such a thing at this subterranean location?" he asked.

    The ferret said,I can locate by smell the nearest Home Depot."

    Lead the way ferret, but try not to draw attention to my retractable tusks," begged walrus.

    So the animals embarked, going two by two, to a subterranean hottub where, to their surprise, they were greeted by John, Paul, George, Ringo!,  who told them to therefore I'm not." 

    *POOF!* 

    My hair went POUFY!  said a now bald cave bat but walrus had Rogaine for Men from obsessive infomercial watching nightly, after Designing Women.  How he misses Dixie!

    The bat said, "Hey

    Hay is for horses.

    "Hay? Horse?" said Nigel.

    "Over here!" whinnied Beatrice.  But the horse is a horse of course, and horses do not make good cinnamon toast 

    "Head for Home Depot!"  We need Duck Tape!!!  The duck's wing broke.

    Brokeback on the mountain, where two male ducks compared the size of tails. 

    Meanwhile on the shores of Lake Margaret a dark car parked where no dark car itself. Oh, wow, said Nigel, who is that?

    Beatrice could only neigh.

    Out from the car stepped a llama with a flock of seagulls.  They flew away suddenly then shrieked and crashed into the walls of Jericho. The trumpeters fled from the oncoming rush of guts and guano.

    Nigel stepped carefully around



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    Re: The four words per post story!
    « Reply #89 on: June 18, 2010, 04:36:37 am »
    all this foolishness and



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    Re: The four words per post story!
    « Reply #90 on: June 18, 2010, 05:36:47 am »
    fell into quicksand with

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    Re: The four words per post story!
    « Reply #91 on: June 18, 2010, 05:39:56 am »
    as much grace and
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    Re: The four words per post story!
    « Reply #92 on: June 18, 2010, 05:41:01 am »
    aplomb as Adam Savage

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    Re: The four words per post story!
    « Reply #93 on: June 18, 2010, 05:43:05 am »
    drunk on good ale
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    Re: The four words per post story!
    « Reply #94 on: June 18, 2010, 05:45:13 am »
    Emily stuck to butterbeer

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    « Reply #95 on: June 18, 2010, 06:04:07 am »
    , muttering and fluttering like
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    « Reply #96 on: June 18, 2010, 06:06:01 am »
    a Transylvanian fruit fly

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    « Reply #97 on: June 18, 2010, 06:17:41 am »
    sucking  blood from a
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    Re: The four words per post story!
    « Reply #98 on: June 18, 2010, 06:42:49 am »
    pomegranates and a vampire

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    Re: The four words per post story!
    « Reply #99 on: June 18, 2010, 06:49:40 am »
    goat. In the meantime
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