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24/7 Demon Mart: The Graveyard Shift
A frightfully funny comedy.



Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. So clueless, that he doesn't even realize the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell.

The gate needs a hero, but Lloyd's a zero, a loser with a capital L. He's ten thousand dollars in debt and lives with his parents. He's been fired from every job he's ever had. He was the first thing his ex-girlfriend tossed to the curb when she upgraded her life.

He had no money and no prospects until the night he accidentally slayed a one-eyed tentacle monster hellbent on world domination. And, impressed by his pure heart and bravery, the suave but devilish owner of the 24/7 Dairy Mart gave Lloyd a job.

His coworkersa karate-chopping bombshell and a talking roach with a really bad attitudeneed Lloyd's help to keep the demons in line. Can he man up and become a world-saving hero? Or, will he remain a couch-surfing zero? The fate of the world is on the line. What could go wrong?

24/7 Demon Mart is a new horror-comedy / humorous fantasy series for fans of A. Lee Martinez (Gil's All-fright Diner), David Wong (John Dies at the End), Tom Holt, Christopher Moore (Practical Demonkeeping), Mark Cain (Circles in Hell series), and Heide Goody (Clovenhoof).

If you love Exorcist-level demon vomit, brooding Lovecraftian hell monsters, and plenty of laughs, this novel is for you. The Graveyard Shift is the first book in the 24/7 Demon Mart horror-comedy and dark satire fantasy series.

Get it on Amazon (ebook and paperback):
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07YK2J1QV
Or, at Barnes & Noble (paperback):
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-graveyard-shift-d-m-guay/1134038057
 
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    Re: 24/7 Demon Mart: The Graveyard Shift (A new horror comedy in KU)
    « Reply #1 on: August 18, 2020, 06:59:14 pm »
    The first audiobook edition of the 24/7 Demon Mart series is now on Audible. It includes three books: The Graveyard Shift, Monster Burger, and Hell for the Holidays.
    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08FBNZ4RH
     
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    Re: 24/7 Demon Mart: The Graveyard Shift (A new horror comedy in KU)
    « Reply #2 on: September 21, 2020, 10:27:42 am »
    I bought this edition. It is awesome :)

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