[mscottwriter]

You made one mistake. When reading a romance and girding your loins, you are also supposed to bare your chest. Yes, I'm afraid this is necessary; I know this because I have studied the covers for this genre and apparently NO MAN may ever wear a shirt.

rotflmao!!

And all women wear skin-tight dresses that show off their cleavage. Even when they're vacuuming dog hair and cleaning the bathroom.