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It seems many conversations are centerting around sex or at least contain jokes or comments about it around here recently. Are we all unnecessarily aroused? LOL
A rash of sex, passion, and want...
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I had to laugh, Brian, because when I was reading your post, an ad for Singles popped up at the bottom of the screen. LOL
But seriously... yes, I've noticed a lot of that lately too. But I think people are just saying provocative things to get people into the thread.
It got me into yours. LOL
But seriously... yes, I've noticed a lot of that lately too. But I think people are just saying provocative things to get people into the thread.
It got me into yours. LOL
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Define "unnecessarily."BrianKittrell said:
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"A rash of sex, passion, and want..."
Is best treated by a single intramuscular injection of penicillin.
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lol!!! That's great, the keywords pulled a singles ad. But, I was hardly trying to be provocative - I'm far too plain, and I don't even write erotica...............yet? (DAH-DAH-DUhhhh!!!)JeanneM said:I had to laugh, Brian, because when I was reading your post, an ad for Singles popped up at the bottom of the screen. LOL
But seriously... yes, I've noticed a lot of that lately too. But I think people are just saying provocative things to get people into the thread.
hehe Perhaps "inappropriately" would be more appropriate. Are we just teasing one another in a twisted sort of online communicae?Steven L. Hawk said:
I laughed out loud, and the other person in the room looked at me funny. I lowered my eyes and continued typing... lolB. Justin Shier said:"A rash of sex, passion, and want..."
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I think it's all the pent-up (slow sales) frustration. A bit like why a ton of babies are born in the summer-- nothing better to do in the winter. 
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Well, I don't know what everyone else's excuse is, but I peddle smut for a living so it comes pretty naturally to me.
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You know, I did see some slow sales this month. I said, "Oh, dear lord, my sales rank will be in the millions somewhere...", but it didn't change that much. Not really. So, I guess everybody's a little slow right now.
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Where are these sexy threads? I must be missing them.
BTW, I got a singles ad too...but it's a Christian Singles dating ad. ROFL someone's not doing a good job in the SEO department. They should be targeting words like "chastity", "abstinence", and...um..."Christian". What's their marketing campaign? "Want hot sex? Join the Christian Singles dating club!"
BTW, I got a singles ad too...but it's a Christian Singles dating ad. ROFL someone's not doing a good job in the SEO department. They should be targeting words like "chastity", "abstinence", and...um..."Christian".
What's their marketing campaign? "Want hot sex? Join the Christian Singles dating club!" 
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hahaha, I love KB.Kpfowler said:I think it's all the pent-up (slow sales) frustration. A bit like why a ton of babies are born in the summer-- nothing better to do in the winter.
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No hot sex for the Christians. Their members do it strickly missionary.Emeline Danvers said:Where are these sexy threads? I must be missing them.
BTW, I got a singles ad too...but it's a Christian Singles dating ad. ROFL someone's not doing a good job in the SEO department. They should be targeting words like "chastity", "abstinence", and...um..."Christian".
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Hey, I'm an erotica writer. How can I NOT post in this thread? LOL Let's make 'em wet, wild, and wicked, and refuse to apologize.
So, Brian, you're leading the way, right? You take the heat, and gain the glory. I'll be over on the side, sipping Kool-aide from an old mayonaise jar and sneakering.
So, Brian, you're leading the way, right? You take the heat, and gain the glory. I'll be over on the side, sipping Kool-aide from an old mayonaise jar and sneakering.
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I'm never a fan of of the words "sex" and "rash" in the same sentence.BrianKittrell said:
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Where? Where?
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You owe me a keyboard, missy!nomesque said:I got an ad for 2-minute noodles... which wasn't really a good combination of thought processes.
Actually, it may be MW that owes me...modwitch said:Bumping so more people can spit liquids on their computers this morning....
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LOL! This thread has been great for a laugh this morning.
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