[*DrDLN* (dr.s.dhillon)]

If any of the headlines below put smile at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!

I am starting with these:

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This is a real one from the SGV Tribune. When called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. But it shows proofreading is a dying art.

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! They must be UNION !
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?
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[tsilver]

Those are funny.  You'll be a hard act to follow.

 

[cc84]

I like the last one

Here's a weird article in our newspapers the other day. No headline, just a little column stating what happened. Here's what it said...
A woman has been arrested for assaulting a police officer with her breast milk

Not quite sure just how she did that...

 

[*DrDLN* (dr.s.dhillon)]

A woman has been arrested for assaulting a police officer with her breast milk
Not quite sure just how she did that...

I like this. It did put a smile on my face. Thanks.

 

[Stephen_Melling]

German Shepherd, free to good home. Eats anything. Very fond of children.

 

[*DrDLN* (dr.s.dhillon)]

Here's another one: Before looking at an answer, Just look at the Question and see if you can answer.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.

 

[*DrDLN* (dr.s.dhillon)]

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness!
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND
When we have REAL trouble, it's a . . . HISterectomy.