[MJWare]

I was checking out a new review and I noticed a recent quote added to my book:

My cat's name is Yoyo? And two other reviewers made similar statements, seriously?

One of my other books has a quote that says something like, this book is boring--but I can't find any other comments that use the word boring. Still, it's possible I just can't find them.

However, I am 100% sure it's statistically impossible that two other reviewers have cats named Yoyo, let alone mention it in the review!!!

 

[MJWare]

Dayla, Your cat hasn't been leaving reviews has she? Wait, it's a 5-star review, I don't care!

LOL. And 8 other reviewers have first and third-grade grandchilden?

Yes, no one else changed their rating (that I saw). Others have read the book to their school aged kids, so maybe that's were it's coming from, who knows!

Just watch, it's just the beginning of the Golden Age of a hot new 2013 trend in reviewing and sock puppetry -- inane stream-of-consciousness reviews with random generator vocabulary!

Actually, I see this a lot in kid reviews. The new review I was checking out goes like this:
"Awesome cool funny like it chugging bug by Guv Hough church uhh church Hough hiccup chic chin chuffed study chi uhh McHugh chin high cc ftgffgg"

I'm just glad she didn't give up on leaving the review at all. I wonder how many other kids see their reviews aren't long enough and just give up?