My
best review was from Lynn O'Dell at Red Adept Reviews for my novella,
Siren Night. She posted it on her blog and Amazon. Five stars!
http://www.amazon.com/Siren-Night-Roadside-Attraction-ebook/dp/B004A156K4/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1356712764&sr=8-2&keywords=Keith+Blenman
Format:Kindle EditionPlot/Storyline: 5 Stars
While I'm not a big fan of the vampire genre, I really enjoyed this short story. The author chose to write in the voice of Millie, the young, female main character with a sarcastic wit. Not only did that make the tale more interesting, but it also gave me a feeling of being in the story. Mostly, it wasn't that Millie just narrated the story, it was as if she was sitting here telling me the story.
The story was filled with unforced humor. Yes, it had some gruesome parts. It also had some pretty bad languague. So, all in all, it was a bit vulgar. Don't buy this story if you are offended by....well, anything.
In this first story of a series, Millie and Gus hunted three Sirens. I'm not going to say much more than that to avoid giving spoilers. Just know that the "hunt" is certainly not the usual fare from this genre.
The ending gave plenty of satisfaction, while still leaving me waiting impatiently for the next adventure.
Characters: 5 Stars
Millie was a wonderful choice of protagonist. Even though the author left out much of her backstory, saving it for future installments of this series, I assume, he gave just enough to allow for a feeling of familiarity.
Gus, Millie's "boss," is a delightfully funny male chauvinistic bigot. Millie's attempts to civilize him make his character all the more fun to read. For one scene, I actually imagined Archie Bunker getting schooled by his daughter on politically correct verbage, in a much more updated setting.
Writing Style: 5 Stars
I enjoyed the sentence structuring used for Millie's narrative voice. It had some odd arrangements that gave a terrific feel for her character in general. Moreover, it was the continuity of the unique style that lended the story much more personality than it otherwise would have had. The descriptions were not only vivid, but were often quite humorous in their imagery. The dialogue was wonderfully snappy and smart.
Not bad, right? Well, my
worst review was from a paperback,
Biotechnology Vs. The Teenage Schoolgirl, I'd published through iUniverse when I was twenty, in college, and admittiedly stoned. Basically, I had a hundred dollars and over the weekend could publish a book. So I did. In the years since I've contacted the publisher multiple times, asking them to please unpublish it. It was funny at the time, but now I'm serious about my craft and that old thing should probably be flushed down the digital toilet. And every time I contact them they say that unpublishing it can take up to thirty days, but they're right on top of it. I check for the book a while later, and it's still available. After the last time I contacted them, not only was it not removed from any website, they even made it available for the Kindle. So that's fun. Anyways, here's the review:
http://www.amazon.com/Biotechnology-Vs-The-Teenage-Schoolgirl/dp/0595216331/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1356712764&sr=8-4&keywords=Keith+Blenman
By A Customer
Format
aperbackI would have given this -5 stars, as this has to be the worst book I've ever read. Or didn't read, considering I never finished it. This has to be the most juvenile, trite CRAP ever written. If you enjoy reading something that a lobotimized 9th grade creative writing class dropout would write, try it...otherwise find something else.
Alternatively, I published another paperback,
Faulty Wiring, a couple of years later and the first review came from a coworker at the store I was working in my college years. She gave it five stars, but look at the review:
http://www.amazon.com/Faulty-Wiring-Collection-Short-Fiction/dp/0595343082/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1356712764&sr=8-5&keywords=Keith+Blenman
By Happy Smurf
FormataperbackI work with Keith and he is a great person. I would reccomend this book to everyone. Buy it Buy it!! Besides, Keith really needs the money.. J/K. Anyways, this would make a great coffee table book, or just something to read in your spare time.
Yeah, that'll make yer heart stop beating for day. She was so proud of it though. She kept telling coworkers how she was the first to say something. She'd tell customers to buy the book if I happened to walk by. She even printed this massive poster of the book cover that still hangs framed in father's basement. I just didn't have the heart to tell her to take the review down. In years since, whenever somebody I know says they've purchased one of my Kindle books I make a point to ask them not to say anything on Amazon.
