[CS]

Twilight 0--Dracula: The First Vampire Romance

 

[Guest]

That's it.  I'm resigning from the human race.

 

[Guest]

It's not even a romance.  There is some amount of romance (between the humans), but it is first a mystery and then an adventure story.

 

[Mnemosyne]

Ughhh...I read Twilight and enjoyed it for what it was, but it ain't Dracula, and can't ever hope to be. That's rather insulting to ol' Bram, actually.

My Dad left me a first edition copy of B.S.'s Dracula...I count it as one of my most prized material possessions.

Nemo

 

[robin.goodfellow]

stopstopstopstopstopstopstopstop

It cannot be healthy to laugh out loud for this long when one is in the house by oneself.  Next thing you know, I'll be talking to imaginary people.

 

[Ann in Arlington]

What makes you think you're not already. . . . . .

Ann

 

[bkworm8it]

LOL BS wrote Dracula, that explains alot 

thanks for the laugh!

theresam

 

[Sweety18]

I wonder why they changed the name?

 

[bkworm8it]

I wonder why they changed the name?

Wasn't drawing enough readers?? More people search the word Twilight?

theresam

 

[robin.goodfellow]

What makes you think you're not already. . . . . .

One of my darkest fears, to be sure.

 

[Guest]

One of my darkest fears, to be sure.

Miss McGillicuddy, The Professor, Hiram and I were all discussing this about you last night.

 

[intinst]

That loud whrrring sound you here is Bram Stoker spinning.

That's it. I'm resigning from the human race.

I'm with you, Jim

 

[ScottBooks]

That's it. I'm resigning from the human race.

That loud whrrring sound you here is Bram Stoker spinning.I'm with you, Jim

This is just some schmuck who's probably already made a couple grand by retitling a public domain book to take advantage of the current craze.

What book should we retitle (slightly) and sell to make a ton of easy cash?

 

[Guest]

This is just some schmuck who's probably already made a couple grand by retitling a public domain book to take advantage of the current craze.

What book should we retitle (slightly) and sell to make a ton of easy cash?

The Grapes of Wrath = Americans Idle

 

[Guest]

Jeez, I'm amazing....

 

[Guest]

Valley of the Dolls = Unreal Wives of the O.C.--The Legend Begins

 

[Guest]

Twilight: Last Gleaming

 

[Guest]

Frankenstein = 28 Hours Later--The First Zombie

 

[Guest]

Ugly Betty

 

[Guest]

*taps mouse*

Is this thing on?

*gets bit*