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My brownie monograph, Brownies That Can Stop Time is free over Memorial Day weekend. It's cold and rainy here in the Northeast. A perfect time to "brownie away" the blues with a couple of laughs and plenty of chocolate.

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Feeling crushed under the weight of knowing the Universe isn't yours to command? Now you can change all that. This humorous monograph will show you how to scratch up a batch of Quantum Theory whipping Brownies That Can Stop Time! One chocolaty, chewy bite and you'll feel as if time has stopped, the world has tilted in your favor, and the Universe is going to start playing by your rules for a change.

Also included are four appendices (this would be the humor part): Fudge as Revenge, The Big *ss Bang (with formula for calculations), Frosting is For The Other Girls, and Brownie Science.

Two additional brownie recipes, Brownies That S-l-o-w Time, and a cakey hazelnut brownie round out your time stopping toolkit.

What are you waiting for? Time isn't going to stand still on it's own!

Approx. 3500 words --I see no reason to count the calories.

Enjoy!

Your Pal,

Lina
 

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Hello All!

My brownie monograph, Brownies That Can Stop Time is free over Memorial Day weekend. It's cold and rainy here in the Northeast. A perfect time to "brownie away" the blues with a couple of laughs and plenty of chocolate.

Description:

Feeling crushed under the weight of knowing the Universe isn't yours to command? Now you can change all that. This humorous monograph will show you how to scratch up a batch of Quantum Theory whipping Brownies That Can Stop Time! One chocolaty, chewy bite and you'll feel as if time has stopped, the world has tilted in your favor, and the Universe is going to start playing by your rules for a change.

Also included are four appendices (this would be the humor part): Fudge as Revenge, The Big *ss Bang (with formula for calculations), Frosting is For The Other Girls, and Brownie Science.

Two additional brownie recipes, Brownies That S-l-o-w Time, and a cakey hazelnut brownie round out your time stopping toolkit.

What are you waiting for? Time isn't going to stand still on it's own!

Approx. 3500 words ––I see no reason to count the calories.

Enjoy!

Your Pal,

Lina
 
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