"Wait a minute?" Pam shouted, skewer branded high in hand; I could see her through the slats in the closet door, anxious, flustered, and baffled. "Do you know how long it took me to squeeze into this rubber maid's outfit? Do you know how many cigarettes I had to smoke this afternoon just so I would be hoarse enough to do the Fat Albert impersonation like you wanted? No! You get out here and let's take care of business now!"
Oh, I knew that Pam was baby hungry, but I didn't think that things would get this bad when I agreed to try for one - we'd only been married for three months!
And then I realized that paying Ryan Gosling to join us would basically be renting a vagina, seeing as he's a total twit; The Notebook made it impossible for me to keep a girl longer than three dates once they realized I was an average bloke.
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