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Thoughts of a threesome suddenly flashed through my mind. Perhaps a rented vagina wasn't a bad idea. Perhaps Ryan Gosling could rent a vagina and join us ...
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I admit I prefer the rubber gardener costume or the ployester mailman costume, but the butler costume would do in a pinch. Heh. Pinch.
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Which wasn't a euphemism. It really was a real gun with real bullets. I don't think, however, the mailman was real. He had a shifty look about him.
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"Congressman Weiner?" I gasped in astonishment. "I'm so sorry. I thought you were Mr. Burns. Wait!" I turned to Pam in shock. "You were sexting on Twitter? How could you do this to me! I thought we were soulmates in pleather."
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Bleach! I needed bleach. Stat!
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The smoldering hole in my human skin revealed my true green skin underneath. Pam shrieked. Weiner shrieked louder. I sighed.
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I made a mental note to never visit Larry King's mother planet.
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The Congressman suddenly went into convulsions, flipping and flopping about like a fish.
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"Er, what are you pondering?" I asked.
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