[dalya]

AS IT IS WEDNESDAY, I AM STARTING THE CAPS-LOCK THREAD! I ALMOST FORGOT IT WAS WEDNESDAY.

I GUESS IT IS BECAUSE I AM SO BUSY ANSWERING MY MANY FAN EMAILS!

LOL HOW DID YOU LIKE THAT HUMBLEBRAG? IT WAS ALSO A LIE.

HOW ARE YOU? ARE YOU AWESOME AT SEX AND ALSO A GOOD WRITER? I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE.

 

[George Berger]

I WAS WONDERING WHEN SOMEONE WAS GOING TO REMEMBER IT'S WEDNESDAY.

I HAD TO LEAVE THE HOUSE TODAY TO GO DEPOSIT MY DECEMBER ROYALTY CHEQUE FROM AMAZON. THAT ONE ROMANCE NOVEL ONLY MADE ME IN ONE MONTH ABOUT WHAT I'D HAVE GOTTEN AS AN ADVANCE FROM MOST SMALLER PUBLISHERS.

IS THAT HOW ONE HUMBLEBRAGS? I'M KIND OF OUT OF PRACTICE.

--GEORGE, AT SEX, TOO...

 

[Bec]

I JUST GOT MY 101ST SALE 

 

[Shalini Boland]

I GOT ONE BIG FAT MASSIVE HU-U-MUNGOUS FREE DOWNLOAD FROM JAPAN TODAY!!!!!! MY FIRST.

I STILL HAVE THE BROWN BAR OF SHAME IN BRAZIL THOUGH

 

[Shalini Boland]

I JUST GOT MY 101ST SALE

YAHOO!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!

 

[56139]

I GOT ONE BIG FAT MASSIVE HU-U-MUNGOUS FREE DOWNLOAD FROM JAPAN TODAY!!!!!! MY FIRST.

I STILL HAVE THE BROWN BAR OF SHAME IN BRAZIL THOUGH

OH, I AM TWICE AS SEXY AS YOU BECAUSE I HAVE TWO JAPANESE DOWNLOADS!

I MIGHT WRITE THE END TONIGHT - MAYBE. I'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP AND SLEEP ON IT FIRST.

 

[Al Dente]

I REALLY ENVY PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO GO TO WORK EVERYDAY. THEY GET TO SOCIALIZE WITH PEOPLE AND GET OUT OF THE HOUSE WHILE I AM STUCK HERE WITH A BOWL OF ICE CREAM IN ONE HAND AND WRITING A BLOG POST FOR MONEY WITH THE OTHER HAND. MY LIFE IS INCOMPLETE.

 

[SEAN H. ROBERTSON]

CONGRATULATIONS ALL. MY FREEBIE EROTICA SERIES IN MY SIGNATURE CURRENTLY HAS BEEN DOWNLOADED OVER 650 TIMES TODAY!!!   

 

[Quiss]

I SOLD A PAPERBACK TODAY!

 

[Sapphire]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, BUT I'M NOT GIVING MY AGE IN CAPS!

 

[Bec]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SAPPHIRE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!

 

[A. S. Warwick]

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO BRAG ABOUT, EXCEPT THAT I AM STILL WRITING, EVEN IF NOBODY IS READING IT.

 

[harrisonbooth]

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO BRAG ABOUT, EXCEPT THAT I AM STILL WRITING, EVEN IF NOBODY IS READING IT.

HIGH FIVE

PERHAPS I CAN SAY THAT THIS POST COUNTS AS PROMOTION WORK

 

[Shalini Boland]

OH, I AM TWICE AS SEXY AS YOU BECAUSE I HAVE TWO JAPANESE DOWNLOADS!

TWO JAPANESE DOWNLOADS? THAT'S NOT HUMBLEBRAGGING, THAT'S SHOWING OFF!!!

 

[TexasGirl]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAPPHIRE! ANOTHER PISCES!

HUMBLEBRAG, HUMBLEBRAG.

I GOT NOTHING.

'CEPT I OPENED THE FEB STATEMENT FROM 'ZON TODAY AND SAW THAT LIL' OL' PIXEL OF INK MENTION MADE MY SALES DOUBLE LAST MONTH...

 

[KellyHarper]

i'm doing it wrong. at sex, too.

 

[bmcox]

I RECEIVED MY FIRST ROYALTY EFT FROM ZON: 21 DOLLARS    AND BECAUSE I'M AWESOME, I'M ONLY ONE TEACHING DEMO AWAY FROM A CREATIVE WRITING INSTRUCTOR JOB.  (Talk about performance anxiety. I'm nervous about that one though.) HEY!

 

[Rykymus]

I MADE IT TO 3PM WITHOUT CHANGING OUT OF MY PAJAMAS! THAT'S A NEW RECORD FOR ME!

 

[60865]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, BUT I'M NOT GIVING MY AGE IN CAPS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - BON ANNIVERSAIRE

 

[vrabinec]

ARE YOU AWESOME AT SEX AND ALSO A GOOD WRITER?

NO, I COULDN'T GIVE THE WIFE THAT TWELFTH ORGASM TONIGHT, AND MY CRIT PARTNERS REFUES TO KILL THEMSELVES IN SHAME, EVEN THOUGHT THEY SAY THEY'VE NEVER READ ANYTHING AS PROFOUND AND BEAUTIFUL AS MY WIP.