[WriterDude]

 

[Lexi Revellian]

When you get your fifth review on Amazon, you will be entitled to a visit from the Fifth Review Fairy. (She's quite busy, so you have to be patient. It may take a while for her to get round to you.) When she comes, she will ask you three questions. Get the answers right, and she will grant you a wish.

These wishes do not always come true, it has to be said. But it's an experience not to be missed. It's a good idea to offer her tea, coffee or something stronger. You wouldn't want to fall out with a fairy.

Lexi

 

[Steven L. Hawk]

I have no evidence of this and have never heard the rumor, but I think it might be a myth.

 

[NickSpalding]

When you get your fifth review on Amazon, you will be entitled to a visit from the Fifth Review Fairy. (She's quite busy, so you have to be patient. It may take a while for her to get round to you.) When she comes, she will ask you three questions. Get the answers right, and she will grant you a wish.

These wishes do not always come true, it has to be said. But it's an experience not to be missed. It's a good idea to offer her tea, coffee or something stronger. You wouldn't want to fall out with a fairy.

Lexi

Unfortunately the fifth review visited me at about 1am.

I am now on bail for assault.

She is on bail for attempted burglary.

 

[MichelleR]

Unfortunately the fifth review visited me at about 1am.

I am now on bail for assault.

She is on bail for attempted burglary.

Shhhh, you should be pleading the 5th.

 

[MichelleR]

African or European?

 

[Lexi Revellian]

You peeps are hilarious! I'll be waiting for the fairy to visit. But if she asks me what the wind-speed velocity of a coconut laden swallow is, I'm in deep trouble.

Spookily, that's one of the questions she asked me! I told her that as far as I was aware, swallows had no interest in collecting coconuts. She said there wasn't any point asking me the next two questions, as I'd already failed, and would I get in some rather better wine for next time.

Lexi

 

[Millard]

I accidentally stepped on her.

Oopsie.

 

[Alan Ryker]

Shhhh, you should be pleading the 5th.

Ooooooooh schnap!!!