I'd buy that.Dalya said:
p.s. Unfortunately, mine's probably dross unintentionally.
I'd buy that.Dalya said:I mean page after page of the sexy man's sapphire eyes blazing like desert skies and making your inner goddess tremble with lust, giving you 9-paragraph orgasms that cause temporary blindness, etc.
^^^smreine said:I'm always in favor of nine paragraph orgasms that leave me blinded.
I'll skip the 9 paragraphs - just get me the blinding orgasm.smreine said:I'm always in favor of nine paragraph orgasms that leave me blinded.
But you don't *get* them. You just read it while furrowing your brow and increasing your face wrinkles, because you didn't remember picking up a book about non-humans from the Planet SmashWord or whatever.smreine said:I'm always in favor of nine paragraph orgasms that leave me blinded.
Wow. Obviously I need to catch up on that.Dalya said:p.s. What was up with last night's American Horror Story? Lactation stuff plus necro-stuff? WTF? I felt like I was watching the new releases page of Smashwords come to life.
I love American Horror Story because it's so freaking smart, well-written, surprising, and bloody entertaining. (WHICH IS, COINCIDENTALLY, THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF *MANY* POPULAR THINGS-present company KB authors excluded from this sweeping generalization.) I don't like the horror genre at all, and the imagery in my head wouldn't let me sleep last night, but gosh. And the production values! All the camera angles and interesting shots, ON TOP of a compelling storyline? So good. So much better than the sexposition scenes of GoT and the endless vampire board room meetings of True Blood. Yes, I could do with a bit less necro-stuff, but I'm an AHS fan.smreine said:Wow. Obviously I need to catch up on that.
You okay? You've lost your metrics.![]()
I don't know. Would you? Would you, really?Anya said:Yes.
But then my boyfriend tells me I'll hate myself in the morning.
No, I still see them there. Have either or both of you recently had a nine page big O?Dalya said:Yes, I have lost my metrics.
Have I got a story for you! *Eyebrow waggle*smreine said:I'm always in favor of nine paragraph orgasms that leave me blinded.
Hmmm maybe if I were on a beach in Bora Bora sipping tequila and the money was falling off the trees like over-ripe coconuts....Dalya said:I don't know. Would you? Would you, really?