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A few that I've always hated are:
- "dot every I and cross every T"
- "heads will roll"
- "a few irons in the fire"
- "put on your game face"
Anyway, when someone uses these, I immediately get distracted from what they're saying and I think about the phrase in a literal sense.
An idiom that is getting on my nerves recently is "thrown under the bus." So, if this were literal, and it was getting news coverage, I figure this is what a story might look like:
Feds: Too Many People Thrown Under Bus
by Jeff Tompkins
6/16/11
WASHINGTON, D.C.- The National Transportation Safety Board today released the stunning results of a year-long study regarding bus safety.
The government agency announced that several million people have been "thrown under a bus" at some point in the last several years.
"We were stunned by the stunning results of this stunning report," NTSB spokesperson Anita Crowley said Thursday. "Since the inception of this agency, we have never seen so many people injured by an idiomatic phrase."
The 379-page report included a hundreds of examples of people who have been thrown under buses in the recent past, such as people who were fired for something someone else (usually a "higher-up") did; friends of friends who have to explain something to their significant other, such as why they came home at 4 a.m. smelling of beer and perfume; and people who have mismanaged political campaigns, wars and network programming.
The NTSB is urging people to stop throwing other people under buses, not only because it is dangerous but also, as the report states: "The vast majority of the nation's buses are not running due to the long and quite disgusting process of cleaning human remains from the underside of all those buses."
- "dot every I and cross every T"
- "heads will roll"
- "a few irons in the fire"
- "put on your game face"
Anyway, when someone uses these, I immediately get distracted from what they're saying and I think about the phrase in a literal sense.
An idiom that is getting on my nerves recently is "thrown under the bus." So, if this were literal, and it was getting news coverage, I figure this is what a story might look like:
Feds: Too Many People Thrown Under Bus
by Jeff Tompkins
6/16/11
WASHINGTON, D.C.- The National Transportation Safety Board today released the stunning results of a year-long study regarding bus safety.
The government agency announced that several million people have been "thrown under a bus" at some point in the last several years.
"We were stunned by the stunning results of this stunning report," NTSB spokesperson Anita Crowley said Thursday. "Since the inception of this agency, we have never seen so many people injured by an idiomatic phrase."
The 379-page report included a hundreds of examples of people who have been thrown under buses in the recent past, such as people who were fired for something someone else (usually a "higher-up") did; friends of friends who have to explain something to their significant other, such as why they came home at 4 a.m. smelling of beer and perfume; and people who have mismanaged political campaigns, wars and network programming.
The NTSB is urging people to stop throwing other people under buses, not only because it is dangerous but also, as the report states: "The vast majority of the nation's buses are not running due to the long and quite disgusting process of cleaning human remains from the underside of all those buses."