[vrabinec]

This courtesy of Luke on another site:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/4-copy-editors-killed-in-ongoing-ap-style-chicago,30806/

 

[60911]

He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way!

 

[PeggyI]

You should see the battles that break out over the Oxford comma!

 

[MegSilver]

I, personally, would like to harm my editor right now. For always being right. And always being so d...arned gracious about it. God, that's irritating.

 

[tensen]

You should see the battles that break out over the Oxford comma!

I state the line from the Vampire Weekend song... Who gives a *bleep* about an Oxford comma?

 

[Jena H]

This crime sounds like it's a battle between the Big Boys, with lots at stake. Down in the trenches, however, it's a whole different battleground. That's where the TSI comes in, the Typo Squad Investigators. They fight bad grammar and typos wherever they find them. http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=6944729n

 

[Zelah Meyer]

Well, if it comes down to a fight (without guns) - my editor is a second dan black belt (no really, he actually is!)