Even Banana Slicers aren't immune from one star drive-byes

I love the one about the ninja, too funny.

"Warning! Not suitable for home circumcision".....these are to funny!  "Left-Handed Model Please!!!"

The satirical customer product review may be the digital age's single greatest contribution to literature. 

Christian Price said:

"Left-Handed Model Please!!!"

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There was a hilarious review of a BIC pen some time ago. Reviewer said it worked well in right hand, but not left. Went on to take away stars for writing in only one font and for not having spell check.

This reminds me of some of the reviews that the yodelling pickle has received. Harsh.

What I wonder is how a banana slicer received over 1500 reviews.  That's high even for trolling.

Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #34 in Kitchen & Dining (See Top 100 in Kitchen & Dining)
#2 in Kitchen & Dining > Kitchen Utensils & Gadgets > Graters, Peelers & Slicers > Mandolines & Slicers


I notice the bad reviews haven't hurt its sales or rank ... then again it isn't #1 in > Graters, Peelers & Slicers > Mandolines & Slicers

Even good reviews may make it kind of hard to sell a product, though. For example:

http://www.amazon.com/Hasselblad-H4D-50-Medium-Format-Camera/dp/B004FGZS0W/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

I'd feel slightly bad for the people who make this thing, were they not the sort of people who thought "You know, what the world really needs now is something to make it easier to slice a banana". 

Fun-neee!

thanks for that, C.Price

BRONZEAGE said:

Fun-neee!

thanks for that, C.Price

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Your welcome, I can't take credit for finding this, my wife was on our couch in tears. She knows on occasion I worry about my reviews, "what are you laughing at?"..."here read these." I had to pass on the laugh

I know I posted it here before, but the .co.uk reviews for Veet Men's Hair Removal cream almost killed me the first time I read them. If you haven't already done so take a look - the saga-length second review is hysterical.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

harrisonbooth said:

I know I posted it here before, but the .co.uk reviews for Veet Men's Hair Removal cream almost killed me the first time I read them. If you haven't already done so take a look - the saga-length second review is hysterical.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

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Oh, those are a riot!!!

harrisonbooth said:

I know I posted it here before, but the .co.uk reviews for Veet Men's Hair Removal cream almost killed me the first time I read them. If you haven't already done so take a look - the saga-length second review is hysterical.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

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Hilarious! Hardest I've laughed in awhile!

Thanks for sharing, f-ing hilarious! Made me go and revisit the odyssey that is the 3 Wolves t-shirt.

D.L. Shutter said:

Thanks for sharing, f-ing hilarious! Made me go and revisit the odyssey that is the 3 Wolves t-shirt.

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http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B002HJ377A/ref=refhist_1?ie=UTF8&filterBy=addOneStar&showViewpoints=0

"1.0 out of 5 stars Defective!!!, May 21, 2009
- See all my reviews
I ordered this shirt for my brother's birthday and it only had TWO wolves on it. When I called Amazon customer service they informed me that the third wolf was on back order. They said the could ship me out another moon, but that would make for a ridiculous t-shirt"

Now I want a nifty banana slicer!  LOL

Becca Mills said:

The satirical customer product review may be the digital age's single greatest contribution to literature.

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Well said, and I agree.

Thanks for all of the laughs!