[George Berger]

MITTWOCH! FESTSTELLTASTETAG!

SCHNELL! SCHNELL!

--GEORGE, SOMEBODY HAD TO DO IT...

 

[BenEBrewer]

I quite think this forum is not what I thought it was!  Leaving for the day

 

[lorelei]

George, that's cheating. You're trying to complete your list.

 

[George Berger]

George, that's cheating. You're trying to complete your list.

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOU'RE NOT SHOUTING.

 

[vrabinec]

IL NE PARLE PAS L'ALLEMAND!

 

[60911]

BITTE?

OH! YOU MEAN CAPS-LOCK WEDNESDAY! IN GERMAN! THANKS GOOGLE TRANSLATOR!

I JUST WROTE A SCENE INVOLVING A DECAPITATION AND ALL THE CONSEQUENCES THAT COME FROM THAT. IT'S YUCKY AND I FULLY EXPECT SOME OF MY READERS WILL HATE ME FOR IT.

 

[Quiss]

WARUM SPRICHST DU DEUTSCH?

 

[George Berger]

WARUM SPRICHST DU DEUTSCH?

ICH VERGESSE. WARUM NICHT?

ALSO, BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING DALYA HAS TAUGHT ME OVER THE YEARS, IT'S THAT CAPSLOCK THREADS NEED RANDOM CREEPY PICTURES...

 

[EC Sheedy]

WEDNESDAY? IT'S WEDNESDAY? WHO KNEW...

THANK GOD FOR WRITER'S CAFE!!! THE INFORMATION EXCHANGED HERE IS PRICELESS.

 

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[dalya]

I'M SO GLAD NONE OF US ARE DRUNK!

I GUESS IT IS WEDNESDAY, SO THIS IS THE CAPS-LOCK THREAD I FORGOT TO START! P.S. ANYONE CAN START IT AS LONG AS THEY ARE DRUNK AND/OR DO IT IN GERMAN AND/OR NOTICED IT IS WEDNESDAY.

 

[the quiet one]

I JUST WROTE A SCENE INVOLVING A DECAPITATION AND ALL THE CONSEQUENCES THAT COME FROM THAT. IT'S YUCKY AND I FULLY EXPECT SOME OF MY READERS WILL HATE ME FOR IT.

THAT DEPENDS ON WHICH CHARACTER SUFFERED THE LOSS OF THEIR CRANIAL REGION. IF IT IS A MEAN, NASTY CHARACTER, YOU MAY GET MANY COMMENDATIONS. IF IT IS A NICE CHARACTER, OR PERHAPS A KITTEN... IT MAY GET UGLY.

I DO NOT KNOW MUCH GERMAN BUT SOMEONE HERE JUST SNEEZED SO: GESUNDHEIT. NO DECAPITATIONS OCCURRED AS A RESULT OF THE SNEEZE.

 

[Quiss]

I JUST SAW YOUR SIG, DALYA.
WHEN WAS THE MELTDOWN?

I SOLD A PAPERBACK!  NOT EVEN TO MY MOTHER!

 

[George Berger]

DANG BUT THAT KID IS CREEPY WHEN ZOOMED-IN UPON LIKE THAT.

I THINK PRUNE NOG IS NOW CLASSIFIED AS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION...

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN...

THE PICTURE ABOVE IS OF FBI DIRECTOR PATRICK GREY, WEARING THE SOMBRERO. DON'T ASK ME WHY; IT JUST SEEMED FUNNY TO ME.

VIKTOR KOLSHELYEV, A SOVIET SKIER.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

 

[lorelei]

Dalya, you weren't supposed to give this thread your blessing. George is just doing it to complete his list of dumb threads! Please tell him it doesn't count. 

 

[dalya]

I JUST SAW YOUR SIG, DALYA.
WHEN WAS THE MELTDOWN?

I SOLD A PAPERBACK! NOT EVEN TO MY MOTHER!

IT HAS BEEN 50-SOME HOURS SINCE TEARS WERE LAST SHED. THESE CHEEKS ARE DRY AND MY DUCTS ARE SANDY. I AM NOT ALLOWED TO THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE BETWEEN 9PM AND 12AM, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT "THE DEVIL'S TIME OF DAY."

Dalya, you weren't supposed to give this thread your blessing. George is just doing it to complete his list of dumb threads! Please tell him it doesn't count.

HE HAS A LIST? WE'RE ALL DOOOOOOMED.

 

[George Berger]

IL NE PARLE PAS L'ALLEMAND!

(FROM LIFE MAGAZINE, 1963. THE CAPTION IS THEIRS, NOT MINE.)

 

[dalya]

DO YOU THINK JOSS WHEDON GETS TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING HIM DAWN (BUFFY'S LITTLE SISTER) SUCKED?

HE SHOULD WRITE AN ENTIRE MOVIE ABOUT DAWN JUST TO ANNOY THEM.

THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO IF I HAD JOSS WHEDON MONEY.

 

[George Berger]

DAWN DIDN'T SUCK AS MUCH AS WESLEY. <TROLL>LIKE, DANG, "I'LL TAKE AWAY YOUR BUCKET" WAS PRETTY MUCH THE CLOSEST THING HE HAD TO A WORTHWHILE MOMENT ON SCREEN, AND THAT WAS IN ANGEL.</TROLL>

THE HECK WITH JOSS WHEDON MONEY, YOU COULD JUST WRITE A NOVEL ABOUT THIS MISUNDERSTOOD YOUNG WOMAN WHO IS ETERNALLY IN THE SHADOW OF HER MURDEROUS OLDER SISTER, AND TAKES ENDLESS FLAK FROM THE OLDER SISTER'S CREEPY INTERNET FANS. ANGST AND HOMICIDE AND CYBERBULLYING AND POOR LIFE CHOICES, YAY! CALL THE YOUNGER SISTER DONNA, AND THE OLDER SISTER, I DUNNO, PAULA, OR BUNNY, OR SOMETHING. IT'D BE FUN!

 

[Quiss]

DAWN WAS A WHINY SELF-CENTERED BRAT. OH, RIGHT, LIKE EVERY TEEN IS SUPPOSED TO BE.

WE'RE HAVING A THUNDERSTORM. IN JANUARY. IN CANADA!