[ChristopherDavidPetersen]

Hi, I'm Christopher David Petersen. I've just made one of my novels FREE on Smashwords.com (limited time). It's "genre" is religious satire/humor.
http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/48856
COUPON CODE AT TIME OF CHECKOUT: MH67C

WARNING: Off-COLOR HUMOR! MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME.

Title: "What in Hell is up with Heaven?"
Religious Satire

Brief Synopsis:
Satan has a problem. He has come up short on his quotas for collecting souls and he is none too pleased. With the help of his loyal and trusted companion, Grim Reaper, the pair orchestrate a natural disaster that will balance the "books".
With an undertaking of this size, the two will need to hire some help. They outsource the work to Jesus, Hercules, Mary and Joseph, right under the nose of God. The plan is doomed from its inception, but Satan is a determined little demon and will stop at nothing to succeed. With Jesus' drinking problem, Hercules' steroid addiction and Mary and Josephs marital troubles, could Satan's plan really have a chance?
Follow the long cast of immortals as they manage to turn their celestial world upside down.
This will only be offered for a limited time.

http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/48856
Please use Coupon Code at time of checkout: MH67C

 

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