[Nicholas Andrews]

Anyone have any writing related spam they want to share? I found this on an online profile and it made me laugh out loud. Normally I would censor the name, but I could find no evidence of this person's existence, so...

"Hello Guys! I am carolyn shepherd novel writer, I love to write novels, I have experienced great success after publishing my two books kamagra oral jelly and kamagra jelly respectively. I also like to read the books cause I believe books reading adds your knowledge."

 

[Danielle Kazemi]

So naturally, not knowing what kamagra oral jelly was, I had to look it up. Seems like its a jelly you can eat which helps with erectile dysfunction. Takes PB&J to a whole new level.


Edit: Actually, I should add that the "jelly" refers to jelly type pills and not actually jelly. Just sounds better as a real jelly. Also begs the question: why not?

 

[Lummox JR]

So much spam is about ED treatments these days, someday I think they'll start marketing the actual food product that way.

Imagine if Carolyn was a real person writing real novels. Her work could inadvertently be the funniest fiction you would ever read.