[telracs]

i have one thing to say to you....

Give me chocolate or give me death. Preferably, give me death by chocolate....

 

[telracs]

The Armageddon will be catered....
chocolate, cupcakes and cognac.

 

[telracs]

 

[telracs]

white chocolate
fudge swirl
stracciatella
hazelnut
milk peppermint cookie
mangoes and cream
almond
butter pecan
dulce de leche
pistachio
cappucino

 

[crebel]

Going through old sent messages and clearing them out, I ran across this random sign on the internet I sent to telracs years and years ago:

"If you can't handle me blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can't be friends."

We remain friends!

 

[telracs]

ethnicity: Human

[I'm doing data entry and the above written in the ethnicity box made me both laugh and cheer. when i'm doing surveys and they ask my "race" i always want to write Human!]

 

[telracs]

From an old PM...

"never argue with stupid people"
and remember, everyone (including ourselves) is stupid at some point or another....

 

[telracs]

"on a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?"​

 

[telracs]

my previous post was questioned as to it being a happy thought, so here is a new one....

National Pizza Day.

 

[Andra]

Someone posted this on NextDoor in my neighborhood. It was on the sidewalk in one of the parks. It made me smile.

 

[telracs]

 

[Andra]

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I am falling out of my chair laughing. This is so true!

 

[telracs]

I am falling out of my chair laughing. This is so true!

the friend who sent it to me is terrible at returning my e-mails and texts.

 

[telracs]

i wonder how many people hear
"kyrie eleison"
as

Spoiler

"carry a laser"

 

[telracs]

 

[telracs]

 

[telracs]

pretty street names...

Misty Morning Drive
Cherry Hill Road

 

[Annalog]

When you have six seams to take out, happiness can be a comfortable and sharp seam ripper.

 

[telracs]

free general tso's soy protein entree from the vegan place.....
(it's not something i would have ordered, but for free, i'll take it)

 

[Andra]

We had SUNSHINE today! It is still way too cold, but it was lovely to open the curtains and soak up vitamin D.