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Har! I laugh at you, review!!

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"This book was just weird. The main characters were very unlikeable. A wandering, can't-hold-down-a-job, mousey girl meets a prostitute-loving, drunk recluse."

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Hm, is it just me, or is that a rather glowing commendation? ;)
Anne Frasier said:
"This book was just weird. The main characters were very unlikeable. A wandering, can't-hold-down-a-job, mousey girl meets a prostitute-loving, drunk recluse."
I normally prefer a slightly more fleshed-out blurb, but this one is perfect. Succinct, to the point. Publish it!
That sounds like high literature! Is it set in Paris? lol
robin_hart said:
Hm, is it just me, or is that a rather glowing commendation? ;)
i felt the same way!! so funny!!
Quinn Richardson said:
I normally prefer a slightly more fleshed-out blurb, but this one is perfect. Succinct, to the point. Publish it!
oh, god. i should do that.
AnneEton said:
That sounds like high literature! Is it set in Paris? lol
i see what you're saying, and i can't stop laughing. :D
AnneEton said:
That sounds like high literature! Is it set in Paris? lol
Oh, that's quite good.
Anne Frasier said:
"This book was just weird. The main characters were very unlikeable. A wandering, can't-hold-down-a-job, mousey girl meets a prostitute-loving, drunk recluse."
SOLD! Which book is it?? ;D
Dalya said:
SOLD! Which book is it?? ;D
ha! i truly wasn't trying to sell it; just share a good laugh, but it's cool shade. rue designed the cover!

http://www.amazon.com/Cool-Shade-ebook/dp/B00428LBLI/ref=la_B000APOP8S_1_5_title_1_kin?ie=UTF8&qid=1357775507&sr=1-5
i'm beginning to think i should try to hire this reader to write my blurbs. the ones i write are horribly boring.
Haha, that should be the books blurb! After reading that, I wanted to download the book cause it sounds like awesomesauce to me...
Rashaad Bell said:
Haha, that should be the books blurb! After reading that, I wanted to download the book cause it sounds like awesomesauce to me...
:D
Anne Frasier said:
"This book was just weird. The main characters were very unlikeable. A wandering, can't-hold-down-a-job, mousey girl meets a prostitute-loving, drunk recluse."
Throw in a mud wrestling, sex-obsessed, cradle robbing grandmother and you've got a bestseller. ;D
Anne Frasier said:
"A wandering, can't-hold-down-a-job, mousey girl meets a prostitute-loving, drunk recluse."
You're not the only one who'd pay good money to hire this person to write one-liners! Send 'em to Hollywood!
The ending of that review made me giggle as well. ;D

Uhhh, what? What a romantic story!
unlikeable is what counts here.
the support of all the superauthors with their multiple beautiful covers and best selling titles is just fantastic.
Claudia King said:
The ending of that review made me giggle as well. ;D
LOL!!! I didn't even read that far!!!!! LOL!!! so funny!
The world's greatest elevator pitch.
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