[Mathew Reuther]

Whoever made junk food so tasty.

I'm going to have to buy a treadmill desk.

Which will cause no end of insanity once my toddler figures out how it works.

 

[Mathew Reuther]

I SANG FOR YOU PEOPLE WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

A dance.

It's a song and a DANCE.

Duh.