[Christopher Bunn]

...which country would you despotically rule?

What would you do?

Some sample questions to spur your aggressive tendencies:

1. Would you subjugate your citizens to a certain diet? Explain.
2. Would you outlaw skinny jeans?
3. Would you create a new religion?
4. Would you allow Justin Bieber entry? Give examples.

 

[Christopher Bunn]

Interesting. You all seem to be benevolent dictators. Even NogDog looting the country and absconding to Tahiti seems fairly benevolent (unless a few thousand people got smothered in suntan lotion en route).

 

[Christopher Bunn]

I know plenty of folks who wouldn't consider my ideas benevolent... they think of what I would propose as akin to the coming of the Antichrist.

True. A few of your aims might get people riled up. I'm not sure if you qualify for the really exclusive Idi Amin category, but I think you have a lot of promise.

 

[Christopher Bunn]

I would focus most of my legislation around socks.

1. Socks may not be worn with sandals or vice versa.
2. If wearing shorts, knee-high socks may not be worn.
3. White socks may not be worn with leather dress shoes.
4. Socks that differentiate and sheath each individual toe are not permissible.
5. Possession of argyle socks will result in mandatory 5-year prison sentence.
6. Socks may not be worn on other body parts unless there are extenuating circumstances (such as being caught outside in a blizzard or attacked by wild animals).