[Gertie Kindle]

Are only the lurkers voting? I'm in it for the underwear.

 

[Gertie Kindle]

Of course, if Gertie would hand over the Kool Atomic Hat, nobody would have to worry!

In your dreams, kiddo.

But I'll share these.

 

[Gertie Kindle]

Gertie!! You have me howling here! ROFL! Where do you find these?!?! ROFL!!!

I'm just a magnet for strange pictures. It's part of my sparkling personality.

 

[Gertie Kindle]

I never did a book club before the Outlander one (which I've been shamelessly slacking in - Gertie's gonna give me a kilt wedgie!), but they're lots of fun!

Which is lots of fun; the book klub or the kilt wedgie?

Sheesh, Mike, you're going to tarnish my sweet, little old lady image.

 

[Gertie Kindle]

Awww, guys. Nothing to be afraid of. Here, have a muffin (sugar free, of course).