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Let's eat, kids v let's eat kids...use a comma - save lives. Saw this somewhere recently and it made me laugh  :)

ETA: I knew there was another one I'd seen: Wanted: one night-stand. Could prove embarrassing without the hyphen  :D
 

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Let's eat Grandma. Let's eat, Grandma.

 

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ElizaDee, that's awful. Especially as those footprints on the cover look, from a distance, a bit like spermatozoa.
 

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Annabel Chant said:
ETA: I knew there was another one I'd seen: Wanted: one night-stand. Could prove embarrassing without the hyphen :D
That's actually spelled "nightstand" (in both US and UK English), with the potentially embarrassing one being "one-night stand".
 

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Looking for one night stand for a one-night stand.
 

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From my distant schooldays. A bit lame compared with modern ones  ::)

King Charles walked and talked half an hour after he had his head cut off.

King Charles walked and talked, half an hour after he had his head cut off.

 

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A building destroyed by fire can smolder for at least 24 hours.
A building, destroyed by fire, can smolder for at least 24 hours. (Can buildings really smolder all on their own?) :)
 

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That's actually spelled "nightstand" (in both US and UK English), with the potentially embarrassing one being "one-night stand".

Oops, there you go! I couldn't find the original quote, so it was from memory, and yours is certainly more grammatically correct! (I couldn't work out how to put it in as a quote, either...useless!)  :)
 

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I keep getting caught out with:

Free book submission website.

When what they really mean is: website for submission of free books.  ::)
 

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I want a hot cup of coffee.
I want a cup of hot coffee.

Who cares if the cup is hot or not! Ok that's not punctuation here:

We still have time to kill Dad.
We still have time to kill, Dad.


 
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