Well, I was really being facetious since you can buy 4 or 8 Kindles for the price of one kit depending on kit chosen. The price whiners are much more prevalent in the Amazon forums but I thought it was interesting so I posted it here too. Folders are the main thing I'd want, along with a sensible button system like the new K2. I'd either keep a memory card slot or have at least 4gb of memory.