[dalya]

Half-naked teenagers in blue jeans, kissing.

They both have chilling secrets!

But mostly they have his smoldering eyeballs.

 

[dalya]

Erotic new adult romance series, possibly with BDSM. Also, throw in Dalya's smoldering eyeballs.

Speaking of eyeball, I'm working on a paranormal Cyclops romance.

The climactic swoon line is, "I only have eye for you."

 

[dalya]

In fitting with the current trends, the Cyclops book wouldn't be called anything clever that matches the content, but simply a sad, one-word title.

I'm thinking "Sorrow."

 

[dalya]

Okay, so the Cyclops-romance "I only have eye for you" line was something I came up with about a year ago, when I created a novelty twitter account pretending to be a literary agent, and acted like a royal asshat for about three weeks.

I had to put the account down because doe-eyed writers, oblivious of the parody statement, kept tweet-friending me and asking me about submissions, and I should not every be put in a position of influence.