[RobynB]

This made me recall a humorous incident with my ex-hubby from when I was in the Army. I don't think it would be appropriate to describe it here, though.

Suffice it to say, be sure you have washed your hands after applying Ben-Gay, especially if you are planning on having an "intimate moment."

Okay, I just spewed water all over my monitor. Thanks for that.

And let me just say this: it's unfortunate that tubes of Monistat so closely resemble toothpaste tubes. (Don't ask. I'm not telling.)

As for the question at hand, I kinda like Jeanne's "swish-kaflump," which is, sadly, a good description for my last relationship.