[JeanneM]

Hi,

I just found this site that allows you to play soundbites from all kinds of windshield wipers. Hope hearing them helps with the description. http://www.hark.com/collections/nzwmvjghdg-wiper

 

[JeanneM]

How about swish-kaflump?  That's what they always sound like to me.  LOL  But then I'm really fond of making up silly words. 

 

[JeanneM]

This made me recall a humorous incident with my ex-hubby from when I was in the Army. I don't think it would be appropriate to describe it here, though.

Suffice it to say, be sure you have washed your hands after applying Ben-Gay, especially if you are planning on having an "intimate moment."

ROF!! Words to live by.

 

[JeanneM]

Okay, I just spewed water all over my monitor. Thanks for that.

And let me just say this: it's unfortunate that tubes of Monistat so closely resemble toothpaste tubes. (Don't ask. I'm not telling.)

As for the question at hand, I kinda like Jeanne's "swish-kaflump," which is, sadly, a good description for my last relationship.

LOL to both!