[Tony Bertauski]

How will I check my numbers every 2 minutes I'm starting to shake.

 

[JRTomlin]

I recommend large doses of ice cream, chocolate or liquor. Or all three. 

 

[Pamela]

I know!  I have a free book, and an ad on Book Bub.  Going crazy, checking every couple of minutes.  Twitchy, cranky, snarky.

 

[60865]

I suggest you try a very hot bath with lots of bubbles.

 

[Quiss]

Ya know the part in The Two Towers where Bilbo is leading Gollum along on a leash, after they first capture him?
And Gollum is all freaked out about it, thrashing on the floor and screaming in pain over the little string around his neck?
That's me right now.

 

[MegSilver]

It burnssszzz us

 

[Tony Bertauski]

PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pamela]

Maybe we all crashed it.

 

[Tony Bertauski]

Does anyone giggle uncontrollably when they give away 10 downloads in 30 seconds? Because I don't.

 

[David Greene]

It says it is "scheduled" maintenance.  But I don't see how that could be.  Why would they schedule maintenance mid-day (U.S.) on a Thursday?

I'm not buying it.

 

[Pnjw]

I requested a daily lock down so we all could get some words written. Now go get your 1K words in and then I'll let KDP know they can open back up again.

 

[Jackal Lantern Books]

I've reduced myself to cleaning my house!

And running in to check every 5 minutes to see if it's back!

 

[MegSilver]

You know what makes me really mad? I was writing, came here on lunch break, and now that I know I couldn't check numbers even if I wanted to, it's all I can think about.

So... thanks?

/hand

 

[Tony Bertauski]

Instead of checking numbers, now I can obsess on KB. WRITING LOSES AGAIN!

 

[cahocking]

Now I know why the site showed no book sales for the past few days. It was broken! That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[ShaunaG]

It's driving me crazy, but I'm kinda relieved. Yesterday my sales went wonky (convincing myself my ranks are the same so things MUST BE FINE) so seeing that bar makes me think that MUST BE IT.

Crazy writer is crazy.

 

[Kathleen Valentine]

It says it is "scheduled" maintenance. But I don't see how that could be. Why would they schedule maintenance mid-day (U.S.) on a Thursday?

I'm not buying it.

Thwop-thwop-thwop. Get out the tin foil.

 

[Betsy the Quilter]

Here, y'all need some cookies...I just baked some.

Betsy

 

[Steven Stickler]

Those cookies look great!

I heard KDP is updating reports to show the contact info of everyone who has viewed the book's Amazon page.

(Of course, that comes from a source that is absolutely, positively certain that Lance rode clean. So, you know, draw your own conclusions)

 

[JumpingShip]

I requested a daily lock down so we all could get some words written. Now go get your 1K words in and then I'll let KDP know they can open back up again.

Yes, ma'am. *shuffles off to write.*