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Precocious Kids: I Will NOT Go the F**k to Sleep (Parenting Humor): FREE TODAY

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[Updated Dec. 16: Available only on Apple & Nook: Free on Apple, 99 cents on Nook. See latest post.]
I am delighted to announce a new Parenting Humor only book for only $1.99:


What if a precocious child, a child that knew about Finnegan's Wake, the Fiscal Cliff, and the precise habitat of Giant Pangolins, were to come up with a partly adult response to a father commanding it to go the f**k to sleep?

This book is a 2000-word response (2 chapters), from an imaginary and preposterously well-informed child (with an iPhone & Google search skills), to Adam Mansbach's 424-word "Go the F**k To Sleep."

It is a book that comes from my silly Inner Child. It's not like my usual books (some of which are a bit . . . er . . . heavy!), but if you don't mind risking 99 cents or 1.99 (whatever it's at right now), okay, if not, I may unpublish it soon.

I also have an anthology of humor with a similar title (have been tweaking that other title a bit by giving it a subtitle on some platforms, and substituting the f-word with "Shakespeare"); the anthology contains only one essay specifically on this subject (the rest is political or general humor).

Thank you for trying my new offering.
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I wrote this book partly for myself, which is why I use "Fiscal Cliff" and "Finnegan's Wake" in the humor.

For readers who don't know what these mean, some of the humor won't make sense!

And be warned, the book is around 2000 words long plus around 500 words of excerpts: if word count is extremely important to you, and you don't wish to take a chance, please try the anthology, at , or a different book of mine.

And if you DO like it, would you please leave a short review?

It's back, and only 99 cents for a limited time.

Free today. This is the last free day, and I may take it down soon. I wrote it because of one reader who wanted a Parenting Humor only edition of my anthology . . . and it did get a lot of free downloads in the first 4 days of its free run.

Anyway, above all, whatever you do, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
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