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Can you guys help me come up with a slogan or descriptive advertising type phrase for a vampire bar? It's called Hotel Antone and located in the Rio Grande Valley of Texas. Should be catchy and campy/funny, but don't go old west. Much thanks in advance.

**This is for marketing my series btw; I don't actually have a vampire hotel and bar :)
 

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Bloody Mary's?
 

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Hotel Antone ... for a bloody good time

The Fang Hang

Minibars, now with AB negative!

A little bite of home

Dracula stayed here

Sleep like the undead
 

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"Hotel Antone: Savor the place, and your company, right down to the very last drop!"

"The fun kicks off when the sun goes down!"

"Free sunblock with every reservation!"

"Rated 'Decidedly Fantastic' by Barnabas Collins!"

"Blood bags accepted here!"
 

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Rest in Peace at Hotel Antone ...
... coziest coffins in town!

After a night of bleeding humans,
you'll sleep like the dead at Hotel Antone.
 

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Our Bloody Marys are to die for

You'll seek a better place in vein

Hotel Antone - steaks, not stakes

We truly suck

Service in a heartbeat

Come and get a bite

Try anywhere else, and you'll go bats

The home of fangtastic memories

So peaceful you'll sleep like the dead


 

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(You are all a hilarious bunch :D )

We'll stake our reputation on being the best.

Sleep like the dead, even if you are.

Cozy coffins and Crimson Cocktails
 

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Hotel Antone - Welcome to our home.

Bridal casket available on request. 

Check out the range of fangtastic offers in our new Stake Bar. Every couple receive a free bottle of claret.

Saturday night disco - Get on that dance floor and get the blood pumping. Music from dusk till dawn

Sunday night - Inkubus Sukkubus dead in concert
   
 
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