[Paranormal Kitty]

Can you guys help me come up with a slogan or descriptive advertising type phrase for a vampire bar? It's called Hotel Antone and located in the Rio Grande Valley of Texas. Should be catchy and campy/funny, but don't go old west. Much thanks in advance.

**This is for marketing my series btw; I don't actually have a vampire hotel and bar

 

[Becca Mills]

Bloody Mary's?

 

[Monique]

Hotel Antone ... for a bloody good time

The Fang Hang

Minibars, now with AB negative!

A little bite of home

Dracula stayed here

Sleep like the undead

 

[Talia Vines]

Please keep in mind I have a terrible sense of humor.

"The Suck" or possibly "Suckers/Lucky Suckers", Catch phrase "Best body shots in town!"

 

[Shane Lochlann Black]

"We'll leave the light off for you." 

I want 10% 

(just kidding)   

 

[Kal241]

"Hotel Antone: Savor the place, and your company, right down to the very last drop!"

"The fun kicks off when the sun goes down!"

"Free sunblock with every reservation!"

"Rated 'Decidedly Fantastic' by Barnabas Collins!"

"Blood bags accepted here!"

 

[DMChappellAuthor]

"Meaningful overnight "to die for" relationship wanted --> inquire within."

or

"Where meaningful overnight "to die for" relationships happen"

 

[Dayseye]

Rest in Peace at Hotel Antone ...
... coziest coffins in town!

After a night of bleeding humans,
you'll sleep like the dead at Hotel Antone.

 

[Simon Haynes]

Our Bloody Marys are to die for

You'll seek a better place in vein

Hotel Antone - steaks, not stakes

We truly suck

Service in a heartbeat

Come and get a bite

Try anywhere else, and you'll go bats

The home of fangtastic memories

So peaceful you'll sleep like the dead

 

[Steve Vernon]

Hotel Antone - We suck, but in all the right ways!

Hotel Antone - Our type is your type.

Hotel Antone - A transfusion of forever.

The plasma is pumping at Hotel Antone.

Hotel Antone - Where your heart ought to be.

 

[skylarker1]

Hotel Antone - where it sucks just right.

 

[K.Purcell]

"Spend a bite with us!"

 

[V Gilbert]

"Cocktails guaranteed .08% or your money back."

 

[notenoughcoffee]

(You are all a hilarious bunch )

We'll stake our reputation on being the best.

Sleep like the dead, even if you are.

Cozy coffins and Crimson Cocktails

 

[A Dark Path]

Hotel Antone - Welcome to our home.

Bridal casket available on request. 

Check out the range of fangtastic offers in our new Stake Bar. Every couple receive a free bottle of claret.

Saturday night disco - Get on that dance floor and get the blood pumping. Music from dusk till dawn

Sunday night - Inkubus Sukkubus dead in concert
   

 

[Steve Vernon]

Hotel Antone - "Enter freely of your own will..."

 

[Paul Mathews]

Where 'Happy Hour' is always after dark...

...and it's two drinks for the bite of one

 

[R.D. Smith]

Ah, fangs out! Le feed, c'est chic.

 

[The Wyoming Kid]

Closed during daylight hours.

 

[Evenstar]

RIP Here