I get all of my weird stories from
Pravda. You just have to ignore all the militant anti-American, anti-Israeli, and anti-Ukrainian propaganda, and what's left are a mix of fluff pieces about Putin and
very weird stuff.
Among the stories on their front page right now: "Faeces to protect Martian astronauts from radiation", "Benedict XVI falls victim of celibacy", "Women find smell from shaved mens' armpits more attractive", and "Scientists to create network of interconnected brains".
There have got to be at least a couple possible stories right there.