Stuck On You: Extreme Horror urban legend of cheater who gets what he deserves

Warning! Do not buy this book, gentle reader.

No really, we mean it. Move along, click away from this page and go look at some Dino porn instead. We're not kidding. The only reason we published it is because award winning author Jasper Bark has got some serious dirt on us. Honestly, there's no other reason to put out something this depraved.

This is the sickest, filthiest and most horny novella you're likely to read this year. It will turn you on even as it turns your stomach. Think you've seen everything there is to see in horror and erotica? Think again! Just when you think this story can't get any lower it finds new depths to plumb.

Why are you still reading this?! Oh God you're going to buy it aren't you? You can't help yourself. You're going to click on that purchase button and download this little bad boy.

Well don't say we didn't warn you...

Crystal Lake Publishing

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"This book was disgusting! I made the mistake of reading it before bed and now I will see that stuff in my dreams! Really enjoyed this. I liked the writing style. I liked the quick chapters it felt like I flew through the book." - Lennon's Lair

"Stuck on You is loaded with explicit sex, gore, and even a few laugh out loud moments as Ricardo ponders how to explain the naked corpse fused to his body to his wife. As long as you can handle balls out horror and violence, I recommend this awesome novella." - Sanity's Graveyard

"It made me writhe, recoil and smile, sometimes all at the same time, which is probably the most joyfully offensive thing about it. I almost felt dirty for allowing myself to become so charmed... Never has an author's evil eye twinkled so bright. Highly recommended." - Matthew Fryer

"What follows is a gloriously over the top and flamboyant thrill ride of depravity that will entice, titillate and disgust you in equal measures." - Jim Mcleod - Ginger Nuts of Horror

"The story is sick, depraved, sexy, disgusting and, at times, hilarious. For those with a dark sense of humour, this is right up your alley. Love a bit of gore? Join in. For those of a nervous disposition, be warned, this isn't your average horror book." - Amazon Reviewer

"It's the funniest thing I've read since AMERICAN PSYCHO. Highly recommended, but only for the strong of stomach steely of nerve, and broadest of mind. And leave your moral values at home, they will only get in the way of your enjoyment." - Amazon Reviewer

"Bark even manages to throw in some of his signature humor with the underlying moral of the story. Want to misbehave? Well here is what might happen..." - Booze and Books

"… gory, twisted and very, very bloody…" - The British Fantasy Society

"Jasper Bark does a good job of making the reader as uncomfortable as possible." - eBookWyrm

"Stuck On You is one of the most harrowing and entertaining pieces of dark fiction any of you are likely to encounter... in a very brief stanza of prose Jasper gives us intense eroticism, gore, and a medical affliction seldom (if ever) tackled in the annals of fiction before. Within each small chapter, horror is piled upon horror... so that just when you feel safe again Jasper decides to throw on yet another dark layer to the maelstrom... And hovering under the surface is always a welcome modicum of droll humour." - Matthew Tait - Hellnotes

"The kind of magic we're looking for when we search the horror section in our local book store... I recommend eating a very light meal at least an hour before you pick up this book. And don't try to guess ahead, this ending is scrumptious; truly a masterful climax ... a ticking time bomb of vomitous delight." - Mass Movement Magazine

"Just when I thought I had seen it all in horror novels, along comes, Stuck On You. The central premise... is truly horrifying, ... in a grotesques sort of way it is also quite amusing. Stuck On You is one hell of a wild ride that is as sexy as it is horrifying... highly recommended." - Horror World

"… disturbing, gross-out horror with ALOT of sex thrown in... fast paced and stomach turning!" - Horror-Web

"…not a story for the faint of heart... hilarious, written with tongue firmly in cheek (maybe some other places as well)... It's crazy shit, it's crazy fun, and it all leads up to a twisted and satisfying finale." - Josh Black - Horror Novel Reviews

"It has a way that just seems to keep you engaged, despite smelling my dinner burning in the background... The gore and gross factor are right up there with some pretty hot sex going on in here too." - Vix Kirkpatrick

"… it will make you feel very uncomfortable and physically sick, and it will stay with you for a very long time. To enjoy this book should be wrong, very wrong, but Jasper Bark has created something very special and it needs to be read." - Lisa McCarthy - Dark Thoughts

"... you're never going to read something both horribly disgusting, and so brilliantly written, ever again. Ever." - Colum McKnight - Dreadful Tales