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As I recently pointed out in a Writer's Cafe thread about designing a new book cover, everything goes better with bacon. However, people need to think outside the culinary box and realize this applies to everything. Everything.
For instance, JFK's assassination would have somehow been better if bacon had been involved. I realize that's a startling and somewhat troubling thought (it might anger some of you), but it's true. The key is to figure out how. Perhaps the national grief would have been assuaged more effectively if everyone around the country had soberly fried up some bacon, sat around their kitchen tables eating it, and allowing the tastiness to facilitate discussion, reflection, and grief.
So, what do you think would've gone better with bacon? I'll throw out two easy ones that I've always been convinced would've been greatly improved.
1. Avatar. If James Cameron had made those skinny blue people devotees of bacon, it would've greatly increased audience empathy for their plight.
2. Neil Armstrong on the moon. If Armstrong had decamped from the lunar module, touched down on that silent, dusty surface and said, "One small step for man, one giant step for...hang on! What's this? It's...it's bacon!", the world would've been electrified.
For instance, JFK's assassination would have somehow been better if bacon had been involved. I realize that's a startling and somewhat troubling thought (it might anger some of you), but it's true. The key is to figure out how. Perhaps the national grief would have been assuaged more effectively if everyone around the country had soberly fried up some bacon, sat around their kitchen tables eating it, and allowing the tastiness to facilitate discussion, reflection, and grief.
So, what do you think would've gone better with bacon? I'll throw out two easy ones that I've always been convinced would've been greatly improved.
1. Avatar. If James Cameron had made those skinny blue people devotees of bacon, it would've greatly increased audience empathy for their plight.
2. Neil Armstrong on the moon. If Armstrong had decamped from the lunar module, touched down on that silent, dusty surface and said, "One small step for man, one giant step for...hang on! What's this? It's...it's bacon!", the world would've been electrified.