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First thing that springs to mind is - I'm not going to mow the lawn today.
Two duck eggs and lots of bacon for breakfast - cram cholesterol contentedly - quite pedestrian so far eh?
Three cups of strong coffee with cardamon - I was going to have one anyway, but y'know today will require hyperalertness and stuff.
Four - fire resistant socks. One pair on & a spare pair for replacing if engulfed in lava or ash flows or similar. Apparently The Rapture will sweep all the Good People up and away and the rest of us will be left to 5 months of Tribulation, with fire and earthquakes and so on.
Better get busy doing some serious looting. Which is #5 on this list. Start with locating those fire resistant socks right after breakfast.
Two duck eggs and lots of bacon for breakfast - cram cholesterol contentedly - quite pedestrian so far eh?
Three cups of strong coffee with cardamon - I was going to have one anyway, but y'know today will require hyperalertness and stuff.
Four - fire resistant socks. One pair on & a spare pair for replacing if engulfed in lava or ash flows or similar. Apparently The Rapture will sweep all the Good People up and away and the rest of us will be left to 5 months of Tribulation, with fire and earthquakes and so on.
Better get busy doing some serious looting. Which is #5 on this list. Start with locating those fire resistant socks right after breakfast.
