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KindleChickie said:
I can't view it, could you possibly write the title in your post so those us flash impaired will know what is being discussed?
Birdemic: Shock and Terror

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrxZblVUkMU&feature=player_embedded

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1316037/

Worst movie ever? Possibly. Have you ever seen "Teenage Catgirls in Heat"? I saw the box at the video rental store every so often for about two years before I actually looked it up and found it wasn't porn at all. Then I rented it. Now I try to share the pain.

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108307/

 

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Any flicks from film company The Asylum fit under this as well. I'm a proud (ashamed?) to say that I've seen Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus on Bluray. Aside from thirty seconds where a shark attacks a plane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXiExCuHZDg), it's the literally the worst movie I've ever seen. Heck, they made a fight between a Mega Shark and a Giant Octopus BORING. How do you pull that off?
 

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D.A. Boulter said:
Worst movie ever? Possibly. Have you ever seen "Teenage Catgirls in Heat"? I saw the box at the video rental store every so often for about two years before I actually looked it up and found it wasn't porn at all. Then I rented it. Now I try to share the pain.

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Okay...that's pretty awful.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108307/

 

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I used to be a film critic, which most people think must be the best job in the history of employment. But you would not believe how many truly AWFUL movies you have to sit through when you're a film critic. Not just stuff that doesn't interest you -- I'm talking about stuff that has no value whatsoever.

For me, that worst of that group was the film adaptation of Bret Ellis Easton's THE RULES OF ATTRACTION. And this coming from someone who loved AMERICAN PSYCHO. Just nothing redeeming whatsoever -- a fairly pointless story about narcissistic characters who should have all been hit by a meteor.

At least a lot of the movies here are in the so bad they're kinda funny category. The Rules of Attraction was just two hours of my life that I'm never going to get back.
 

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I have heard of this movie before!  It is indeed often cited as one of the worst films of all time.  However, I cannot believe just how horrible that scene actually was.  Can you imagine what the director told these people?  Yeah, just stand near the car and wave the clothes hangers around in the air...I'll put the birds in in post!
 

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The catgirls one looks like it might be funny, but the bird thing...geez, with a little creative editing and some bird footage I could create a much better illusion that birds are attacking. How can anyone have looked at that in the editing software and thought it was ready to sell to the public?
 

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Leslie said:
Zardoz, people, Zardoz!
I actually liked "Zardoz". In fact, I own a copy on DVD. I ain't claiming it's a great movie by any means, but I'd rather watch it than a lot of movies with much bigger budgets.

Speaking of budgets, while "Birdemic" is probably pretty horrible, it's a 90-minute movie made with a budget of $10,000 (according to Wikipedia and IMDB); and as that's about 0.003% of what "Avatar" cost to produce, and based on how unimpressed I was by that movie*, "Birdemic" may have gotten at least as much bang for the buck. So while in absolute terms "Birdemic" is really bad, in relative terms it might not be. ;)
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* Sure, the visual effects were impressive, but that's pretty much the only good thing I have to say about it.
 

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This one was actually pretty good as long as you know what to expect. It's billed as horror, and that's how they're billing themselves. My sister-in-law and I laughed our tails off watching this. Totally awesome:


Description:
Dawn is her chastity group's most active participant. But she discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence and experiences both the pitfalls and power of living the vagina dentata myth.
Yes, you read that right. "Toothed vagina." Guys may not want to watch this. The trailer is PG. The movie is most definitely not.
 

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BTackitt said:
OMG I want to hunt that one down to watch! too funny!
Teeth? I actually watched it on Netflix Streaming, so if you have that I'd suggest it. Totally awesome!
 
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