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Picture it. You sit around a campfire, masterfully weaving your tale of horror, when suddenly that 13 year old in the back asks "Hey, isn't this story just Stephen King's Christine?"
Crap, you think to yourself. You thought you were being clever, renaming the car Lewanda and telling everyone it was a Prius. Now, not only is your story ruined, but your "street cred" has been "punked" and everybody's "hip" to how "square" you really are.
Don't let this be you. For just 99 cents, you can be a Campfire Hero. With four tales from a self described "master of horror" and a man once described as "pretty good at cooking scrambled eggs," you can protect yourself from calamity.
Do yourself a favor. Click the link below, the one with the pretty skull and the spiderwebs. See, even the front cover is scary, that's a good sign.
And when you decide to tell these stories, just remember this. Don't change the mustang in "They Don't Exist" to a Prius. It would just be silly.
Crap, you think to yourself. You thought you were being clever, renaming the car Lewanda and telling everyone it was a Prius. Now, not only is your story ruined, but your "street cred" has been "punked" and everybody's "hip" to how "square" you really are.
Don't let this be you. For just 99 cents, you can be a Campfire Hero. With four tales from a self described "master of horror" and a man once described as "pretty good at cooking scrambled eggs," you can protect yourself from calamity.
Do yourself a favor. Click the link below, the one with the pretty skull and the spiderwebs. See, even the front cover is scary, that's a good sign.
And when you decide to tell these stories, just remember this. Don't change the mustang in "They Don't Exist" to a Prius. It would just be silly.