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In honor of the release of my second novel, MR. MALCOLM'S LIST, here is a list of the top ten reasons you should purchase my book:

10. There aren't enough Jane Austen imitators out there already.

9. You got a Kindle for Christmas.

8. You like the cover.

7. It's not part of the Twilight saga.

6. You refuse to give any more money to the major publishing houses so they can give huge advances to fake memoirists/liars.

5. All the proceeds go to the author.

4. You really want to know the proper way to address the younger son of an Earl.

3. It's not on Oprah's Book Club list.

2. You're a romantic, but you'd prefer not to read about laving tongues and glistening orbs.

And the number one reason you should purchase MR. MALCOLM'S LIST:

1. It's guaranteed to make you laugh out loud or your money back.

Convinced? Here's the link:



Thanks,

Suzanne Allain
Author of INCOGNITO and MR. MALCOLM'S LIST
www.suzanneallain.com
 

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But...does it have ZOMBIES?!?

Like the list...will check it out...
 

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:)

No zombies, unfortunately.  If only I'd known what a good match Austen and zombies were I'd be laughing all the way to the bank right now...
 
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