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1)  Text to speech is reading to you and you start arguing with it.

2) No matter what font size you use the text stays blurred.

3) You think your display is too bright and it hurts your eyes.

4) The clicking noise from pressing the various buttons hurts your ears.

5) You find you ordered the same book 2322 times.

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i found out you cant order the same book twice  :-[
 

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You keep scratching at the back of it, but the thing just won't turn on.  :)
 
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Elijsha said:
i found out you cant order the same book twice :-[
Maybe you cant, but I managed to do it once. I got charged for two copies of the same book and it had different order numbers about a minute apart. Maybe they fixed it later.

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You can't seem to find the SD card slot.....or the battery
That was the best one yet! Very funny!

lexie22 said:
You keep scratching at the back of it, but the thing just won't turn on. :)
also very good!
 

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I can't get the portrait of the butt ugly dude to go away.  Oh it backwards, guess I'm not as impaired as I thought I was.  Nor as handsome.
 

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Maybe you cant, but I managed to do it once. I got charged for two copies of the same book and it had different order numbers about a minute apart. Maybe they fixed it later.
they must have, cause i was 1 clicking bargins trying to get all of Vince Flynn's, Mitch Rapp series an ordered twice but it didn't go through.
 

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1) Text to speech is reading to you and you start arguing with it.
So, it doesn't do any good to yell at it, then? B/c I've been arguing with mine for a solid hour about how that can't possibly be the ending. Someone on the party couch, please pass the nearest bottle.

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And you can't fight your way free of your snuggie. Or bathrobe, as the case may be.
 
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So, it doesn't do any good to yell at it, then? B/c I've been arguing with mine for a solid hour about how that can't possibly be the ending.
Edgar Sawtelle?
 

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You call the cable company because your k2 isn't changing the tv channels then resume reading your book on the remote.
 
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You complain to your wireless provider that even though all your bars are full, you cant make any calls but texting sort of works.
 

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When John Steinbeck's picture is propped on the coffee table and the screensavers won't switch to your reading material from the digital picture frame!
 

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You keep trying to turn the page.  :eek:  ??? ???

"I know the edge of the page is around here somewhere...."

**slides nail under decal**
 
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